the off-topic thread

I think that's everyone's reaction. It's the randomest thing I've ever come across...

 

Now there's a man who could prod you with pasties...

 

o yes... and maybe even other pastry clad goods

 

Pie!

 

sausage roll?? would that be going to far? especially on a first meeting.

 

Oooerrrrrrr

This is going down the same lines as last night :leaving:

 

sorry. did i lower the tone?

im always doing that in reality, now ive bought the internet to shame too. bugger!

 

Tis fun!!

I havde chips in the oven, so healthy! And flogging Molly

 

you have flogging molly in the oven, jesus christ, take them out. i wanted more music!

 

*removes said irish folk-punk band from oven*
*runs from lead singer *

 

wooo thank god for that. are they only slightly crispy?

 

Teeny bit frazzled...

 

Bugger me it's cold... may be time to crack out the long johns:leaving:

 

*puts lithium in the oven*

 

Weird science experiments again?

 

just crisp him slightly, he will soon warm up! i might go in next, im freezing

 

Oh well time to go and spurt some pearls of wisdom onto some eager upturned faces...

 

Dont got to work...stay with us. We could build shacks together and make it a commune in Cornwall

 

i want to come to the commune in cornwall! sod work. CORNWALL!

 

I found it funny.