the off-topic thread

Er, hangon, oh wait, ohhhhh, oh, i'm not if thats gonna count in teh long run...

 

Isn't 'fannying around' sort of the whole point?

I'll get my coat.

Now you see why I've been single for so long
:leaving:

 

Wot? Am I too drunk to comprehend this, or is it incomprehensible anyway?

 

Oh, good luck and enjoy, Qtr

 

I was trying to work out what you were referring to :tongue:

I didn't think it was the interweb flirting :leaving:

 

Er, no, internet flirting doesn't even count as first base. Sry.

0.001th base perhaps.

 

Damn that's weird

 

cheers :cheers2:

Well, it's not the ultimate point.. if I wanted that I'dve joined one of those 'adult hookup' sites

 

Yes...

Hehe only jokingYou must just like being single, youre blates a ladies man (what does that even mean anyway? As opposed to being gay? Bah I duno)

 

I'm mr brightside

 

I dont understand the whole "base" system
I just know Ive been all the way
Dont tell my mummy:leaving:

 

Eh, I mostly gathered the details from Americans and their sitcoms.. I'm a little hazy on what goes in which 'base' though

I think 'dipping your crumpet' has a more English sound than 'getting to 4th base'

 

The word crumpet makes me laugh:smilielol5: I want to be called a "bit of crumpet"...someone call me "a bit of crumpet"...:biggrin:

 

:toetap05:

 

There's two, I always thought it was:
1 kissing
2 boobie feeling
3 underbelt activity (ooerrr)
4 full monty

But I;ve also heard it as:
1 pull
2 hands
3 tongues (oooooerrr)
4 full monty

I'm not telling you lot where I've got to :tongue:

 

Some of us already know

And maxi you are indeed a bit of crumpet

 

I always assumed it was kissing, contact, ...ahem...oral and the full thing
We should really be in Filthiness
What I dont understand with the base system is where do peoples weird fetishes fit in? You cant just create a 5th base for them

 

arty:

Thanx! Ooh you made me all red!

 

5th would be up da butt

As for kinky stuff.. well, we'll make an alternative scale. On that one I;d say I've gone up to about 6 or 7 :leaving:

 

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