the off-topic thread

I wouldnt think so. Their ears are naturally large, and have no earring holes being stretched in them.

 

like a triangle, nope.
If they do I'll eat my hat. :tongue:

 

Oh ho ho ho

 

Dont count, its growing fungus! We cant see the true shape.

 

I just had to call an ambulance for my housemate

It's a migraine, but it's a bad one.. been there =/

 

"Helps maintain healthy skin and hormone balance"

Dont you just hate it when your skin and hormones are all out of balance? Too much skin...NO, not enough hormones! AAAAARGH!

Can sprouts make you drunk?

 

Gloucester smells like poopy whenever I go and no-one else has noticed Its so bad I have to gag and cover my nose. But everyone else is just going about their business as if its normal. But really, it fucking stinks. Dont go. I think they have the lurgi

 

wouldn't 'tarmac' just be the worst name for a baby?

 

There was a kid called Disney on telly this morning There also seems to be a hideous craze for giving names like Mickkaylar, Micken-zee, Brooklynne, Maddysynn, Skylar-zee, Snowy and God knows what else with too many consonants and no hint of actually being a name. No offense anyone giving those names...but I hate them. So maybe a bit of offense. I may consider taking Tarmac over any of them

 

I like Indigo and Willow :leaving:

Sarah Palin's youngest kid is called Track! And I know a diesel...

 

ok, fair point, i change my first statement:

wouldn't 'tarr-mak' just be the worst name for a baby?

 

Nah theyre not bad. They mean something and have equal vowels and consonants. You need to try harder Think Jordynnashlynn or VodkaShot...now were talking

Im glad we already have names picked out. I dont think theyll budge, not much anyway

 

Hmm potentially. Ill have to think a bit harder...but I dont much doubt there wont be something worse, somewhere...some poor sod with a heavier burden Theres no end to some parents thoughtlessness or outright cruelty

 

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I actually know a zenobia Xanatasia Akermile paige

 

"" is all I can think on that one too! Ive always disliked Paige (the only actual name I can get out of that!) What does it even mean?

How could I also forget...

Beyoncé

 

I knew a couple that named their son Kirtley.. I mean WTF. Like american parents calling their kids surnames, "Wilson", "Robertson", etc.

 

All I can see is Tom Hanks on his raft...Wilson...nooooooooooo!

The surname first name thing is odd. Dickson and the like
Another thought, WTF is a Skylie?

 

Skye/Skyler is nice, Skylie just wreaks of urghness...

 

Well a kylie is the Aborigine word for a boomerang.. so Skylie might be a misspelling