the off-topic thread

You're only 4 chords away from knowing Time of Your Life
Learn Cadd9, G, D, and E minor and you're all set. Of course, which order to play em in is harder..

 

I think I'm gonna get a ukelele.

It's my sister's guitar by the way lol.

 

'When I'm cleanin winders..'

I have this mental image of you impersonating george formby in a butlins talent competition.. tis hilarious

 

I'm leaning onna lampost at the corner o' the street in case a cer'ain lil lady comes by, oh mee oh myy I hope the little lady comes byy

 

For some reason this put "lovestruck Ive fallen for a lampost" in my head

 

Hah, I once played ukulele for Simon Cowell on national television:tongue:

[/smug]

 

How comes I made a new account but the meail never came through to activate?

 

I know someone who plays a banjolele

 

I'm in massive trouble, my essay's due in tomorrow, I haven't done it, I've lost the handout we're uspposed to do it from and I don't understand any of it

What the fuck can I do?? I'm at the end of my tether, I can't do anything the teachers want of me, it's not like I'm not trying it's just I seem to be dead set on making myself fail for trivial reasons. I really don't want to be yelled at tomorrow but I've had the whole of half term to do this essay so i've got no excuse and I really don't know what to do

 

:grouphug: Just be honest Ny, and dont worry yourself, its not worth it and you dont deserve that. Youre human and no-one has a right to yel at you about something so trivial. Youve tried your best, you dont get it and youve lost your handout. But itll be ok, and if its not then kick their arses!

 

I realised earlier, were all big kids at heart sometimes arent we? When I was little, when I got upset or worried or I cried, my mum would bring me some food on a tray. Usually sandwiches, some chocolate, crisps, or some other snacks (yeah we were hardly health conscious back then)...and sometimes...very rarely, when I cry, or get scared...I want someone to bring me a tray of teeth rotting snacks to make it all better. But of course thatd be ridiculous, and all we get instead is that voice inside saying pull yourself together. On lucky days I get up and make my own snacks
Ok, random bumble over

 

Now Ive realised that making me associate eating junkfood with comfort at such a young age was probably not such a good idea I guess the texbooks would say I should be obese by now

Note-Consider dropping the snack on a tray technique for future generation

 

Carrot sticks are a nice snack, I'd be comforted by them...

I've written my second god awful essay but at least it looks like I made half an effort.

 

Carrot sticks in humous...ooh if only the chickpeas in that stuff didnt upset my tum, Id eat it all day

Grated carrot with lemons nice too. Big in France. Get in in packets, dont know if we do here. I like carrots

 

Not sure its around over here.. but its easy enough to make, and that way its fresher

 

On a carrot-related note.. carrot sticks dipped in garlic & herb philadelphia. Awesomeness.

 

Exactly, thats why I duno if its around, I tend to get things fresh as possible these days...we have an awesome green grocers just down the road. Lemons in water are really good too, especially in the morning. Alkalising and healing, apparently

 

Nah, carrots dipped in coke :leaving:

 

Now youve shocked me Ny Tuts

 

LOL I really need to be healthier. I will eat whole bags of tesco choppy-ipped carrots in one go though.

There is a thread about someone who drinks Mr. sheen because it makes them feel clean. I'm worried.