the off-topic thread

Beats the bloody game thing I guess. Least this one finally woke Scott up and got him to stop dribbling on the sofa and get into bed

 

God damn you you infernal wench, you made me lose the game....

 

Having googled who exactly this guy of American Pie fame is, then looked back at Rick Astley and thought "who does he remind me of?", I can confirm that yes he definitely does!

 

Oups

 

I feel empowered

 

GAAAHHH!
*shakes fish*

 

Im automatically logged in on here and my laptop.
Thats good because I cant remember my password.

 

Hah, is that you? Classic:biggrin:

 

Its me.
I recorded it on my Mp3 player though hence the quality.

 

Dont link people to it on the internet. SING IT ON THE BUS. fight the power.

 

Ooh Im intrigued and want to clicky the link now but will have to wait until morning

Ive got some weird kind of reverse anorexia thing going on at the moment. FOUR bowls of cereal? Thats INSANE. Double breakfast, double lunch, double dinner and double snacks. Well, a whole packet of those posh crackers actually. Why arent I humongous?

 

Ok I gave in a bit but could only catch a second or 2...you have an awesome voice And surprise, I heard something about pirates...aharr

 

Cos you're titchy to start with

 

Pft well maybe a bit At least Im a normalish height now though, it was terrible being me as a kid, people thought I was a dwarf. Thankfully I had me a mini spurt

Still, food consumptions getting crazy and I should have surely gone up a few sizes. You wouldnt believe how much I can put awaymmm half past midnight snack at the mo. Nomnom

 

Bah, I have to practically starve myself and live off raw fruit & veg to lose any weight

Which is why I seldom bother, I like meh cheese

 

You dont look like you has tubbehs at allCheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!
Ahem

 

I have my own personal Jesus
Hes called Bob

 

Bob Christ? Hmmm, I can see that one taking off....

 

Im saving myself for him

 

*changes name (again)*