the off-topic thread

I am a mouse

 

I have ear lobes.

 

What do you do when you discover everyone around you is a moron

 

Oh dear oh dear!

 

I am going upstairs for an hour on the SNES.

 

Someone was missing a question mark

 

I asked my Son for a piggyback ride. I fell off!

 

Is your mum eccentric? Or somehow different...absent, psychopath, harmless eccentric, walks around the streets naked with "Ill ALWAYS love Robbie Williams" written in biro all over her back?

Just wondering really...

 

imagine all the people, living life as cheese oh oh ohhhh

 

I had this vision last night. A girl gets a birthday present of a doll house.There is a massive party because she is now 15. But one guy had too much to drink and falls on the dolls house just as it was unwrapped. The girl cries, but everyone starts to laugh. Had me in stitches.

 

I keep casting my pearls before swine because i automatically assume that because someone has human eyes, and hands and feet or other various parts, that they have a hidden angel within. That they feel, empathise, want to rise and better themselves. And i refuse to accept this as fantasy, very single time. And thats why i keep hurting myself

 

Guys are jerks what happens in Truth or Dare STAYS in truth or dare!!

 

London doesn't wait for man. Man waits on London.

 

Dunna Dunna Dunna Dunna BATMAN!!!

 

We got an almost brand new sofa from freecycle last night...yeah, for free! Wooot. He was a well nice guy, even delivered it for us. People like that cheer me up no end

 

I dreamt I was being attacked by students with chairs

 

I want some awards, like the ones in your sig

 

I have bonjela in my bag *beams with pride* its got itty bitty people in it.

 

Im gona get fucking drunk

 

Yesterday i had to eat a chocolate bar in French class, as i had no glucose tabs

And other people ACTUALLY resented the fact i got to eat it at my desk


ahahaha people are losers