the off-topic thread

I caught a subliminal message in my cereal. It said "eat me" spelled out in cornflakes for a nanosecond. Cornflake corporations, man

 

Well, that's what cornflakes are for..

 

Whoda thunk
I love cooking this time of year. I spent a load of our food money on a giant squash the other day and just baked it with a load of butter and herbs and a roast and nutburgers...mmm, squashy

 

If i was just left to grow, and rise and snooze to the rhythms of the heavens and the voice I have inside. If I was rewarded for talent, and left in fields with seeds and a spade and a few apple trees. If I was allowed to be natural Id have no trouble in giving, no trouble in talking, no trouble in doing what I came to do, but as it stands it seems its all a waste of time. The worlds just wasting time and Im being swept up and pound down and compressed, you know

Are you sure?

Oh, yes. Quite

 

An electric light told me the meaning of life once..

But I was on acid at the time, so he may've been lying.

 

Can...people...levitate?

 

I do wish this bloody thing would stop red underlining words like favourite, colour, candour, honour, manoeuvre, centre....ARRRGHH ffs oh English English is so passéiggy:

 

A page and a half of utter shite about employment structures

 

If it's firefox, I'm pretty sure there's an option somewhere to turn that off.. mine doesn't highlight 'misspelled' words

 

urrghh Mondays ...

I have a new timetable this term and actually have to go to work on Monday. Yes, every sodding Monday for 10 weeks. It's inhuman.

The worst thing is, I have to do Fridays as well so I don't even get a proper weekend.

 

monday morning and the sun is shining.
question is, of course.. for how long?

 

I had a pesticide cocktail for breakfast
My heads on wrong and Im clicking my fingers
Letting the beat take me away

 

I am not a creature of urban areas
But Im not solitary either
Where is my tribe?

 

I want to do silly things in new and exciting places but can't think of anything to do.

 

I want to but have no-one do do things with!

 

Me neither, people are either working when I'm free or they don't like the things I do. Makes it a little tricky

 

huh. Every year we have to take on more and more students and you know what that means don't you?

That's right, longer lines at the coffee shop.

I remember once someone asked to go in front of me as she was late for a lecture. I said "So am I, and I'm giving it!"

 

I wish my old lecturers were as fun as you! Five minutes late and we had to do something stupid in front of the whole lecture theatre.

Anyways, I think I have just found the best tea in the whole wide world!

 

:willy_nilly::ack2::banghead::cuss: Personal bloody statements!!

 

burgers and potato waffles for dinner.
oh yesh!