the off-topic thread

emo's on acid
what next

 

God i feel so sick

 

Wahoo, I has a new job

arty:

 

Yay

chai tea makes me really sleepy. But I have the day off tomorrow

 

My huuuge rainbow jumper is snuggly as. I can't be bothered to go and get my personal statement though, the weather's awful!

 

Woot, new fridge delivered today

Plus I'm going to see Pineapple Express later

Today is a good day..

 

it's friday i need some plans for tonight

 

Get drunk/high, listen to music and dance like a nutcase

Sorted.

 

got the cash cant seem to get smoke it might have to be a night on the whiskey

 

My name is Reska
My girlfriend is robotic. Yes, im a lesbian
She can store up to 8000 songs. But im happy with just the one album
Im not sure we really fit in with the world. I think, were we given the choice, we would have landed on Pluto

 

hamwiches and chips with me brown sauce for lunch.

 

Im staaarving and need to go food shopping but dont have the energy because im bloody starving!

 

I may have to cook something, eek.

 

Wish i had something to cook

 

The house is bloody cold
The heating's been off since two days ago, the front door's open cos of the plumber coming in and out, in all it's damn freezing.

 

It's a beautiful day!! Beautiful weather, beautiful cider, beautiful people, quite a beautiful day!

 

Pineapple Express was awesome!

Herpes is for life, bro

 

IT looks like being a washout across the county this weekend, with heavy rain forecast for both Saturday and Sunday.
Although Saturday is expected to start off dry, rain will move in by lunchtime, with heavy spells throughout the afternoon.
After a dry spell overnight, the rain is set to return on Sunday morning, and is expected to last until the evening.
Temperatures are set to reach 14C (57F), and are expected to drop no lower than 12C (54F) overnight.
The Met Office has issued an advisory warning for the county for Sunday, warning more than two inches of rain could fall over the weekend.






This breaking news that it may possibly rain for 2 days in a row in Gloucestershire in England nearly gave me a heart attack it was of such astounding proportions

 

OMG two inches we are all gonna die

 

The "journalism" here always makes me think of Hot Fuzz and the swan