the off-topic thread

Yeah that's exactly it, the first thing they usually notice is that I'm rolling around on the ground pulling my hair out screaming "why?", "Why does wet fabric appear darker?"

 

I just won that on ebay

 

My lighter and my pipe are locked outside, because the back door's broken.
Fuck. The first time I've felt like a pipe in days, and it's locked outside. Oh the irony.

 

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Why do I never remember it's World Vegetarian Day until the actual day? Every year it's the same.

 

Is that a factories cock in your signature?

 

Happy world vegetarian day arty:

 

It's world vegetarian day? Well bugger me..

arty:

 

Chris, you know you don't hAve to ignore everything i post..

 

Pft, when I do that you accuse me of stalking.. I can't win, can I?

 

Well you know, if I say summat you want to reply to I'd rather you replied... I eman I'll reply to you if you make an interesting point...

 

Hehe fair enough.. happy vegetarian day then

arty:

(I love an excuse to use that one)

 

I'm feeling rather ridiculously excited about university, it's a year off!

 

If you cant cope.
You'll wear the rope!

 

In other news my pipe is still locked outside.
I need tobacco. Damnit. No wonder I'm cranky..

 

Only two days back at work, only two and I am more injured than I have been in seven months.

 

the screen is floating

 

I wonder who the next victim will be?!

 

munch bacon
bacon munch

 

The moon never beams without bringing me dreams of beautiful steamy green tea. Mmmm, green