the off-topic thread

bananas are yellow did anyone tell you?

 

Someone told me Cunlice Cunlice Cunlice!

 

Who else suffers from Coriolis force syndrome?

 

bananas are well yellow

 

Your Mum's, well, a fellow....

 

when i itch my bum.........my finger smells

 

for whom tolls the bells?

 

Fee! Fie! Foe! Fum!

 

england had a heavier scrum

 

Wyfman....

 

Cogito ergo sum? You French self-righteous bastard!!!!!!!! I'll think for myself if you don't mind.

 

"I have never seen an Icelandic man run so stupidly", was not the best thing he could have said on the first date.

 

so what time did you say you'd pick me up?

 

pink pandas are very rare, one might even say a figment of the imagination

 

sail away sail away sail away *jigs to Enya's dance remix*

 

I've got blisters on me fingers!

 

Shadows? On me lungs? I'm being eaten away!

 

I'd like to be under the sea in an octopuses garden in the shade, he'd let us in knows where we've been in an octopuses garden in the shade, I'd ask my friends to come and see that octopuses garden with me.

I don't think I could ever get sick of The Beatles. *Dances*

 

i want a shirt with a peter pan collar. i think peter pan collars are underrated.

 

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