the off-topic thread

pasteurella pancakes, diabetic namesakes, girl sits tight and waits for papa under the English log. Franglaise, fiancée, fairy, fireplace...who's the one who started this? Why am i the i here now surrounded by snuffles and craving cookies?

 

Once when i was like 3 or 4 i got glass stuck in my forehead, and i still have the scar. But its not Harry Potter-like, its not that hardcore...its just a little thing

 

today I bought 9 CDs

 

Goji berries

 

man alive!

 

I'm at work man

 

I dreamt of the time I walked through a Metro tunnel with my mate Rod and a driver leaning out of a parked train mumbled something about "c'est interdit" as we ambled past in the darkness.

 

im going back to college after 3 years dropout...woooot

 

I saw a world where there were weeds that looked like mini letters with legs. They would walk about any old ruin or your house (If unclean) and hang about. Anyone trying to clean them would realise it was easier said than done. As these weeds are not fixed to the soil, they can run up walls and hang upside down on ceilings.

 

Snap!

 

:O Dont be on topic!...or are you?...anyway, mmm, they heal me and taste goodz

 

Well its 5:24am and my fiancés all snuggled up in deep sleep and im not and im envious I ate 2 bowls of cereal with high sugar content and made some miscalculations and now i cant sleep and generally feel like im dying. I bloody hate calculations! Im sick of feeling like this...doctors send me out of their office with THE PILL whenever i talk about how my symptoms are worsening and not fading. THE PILL!?! WTF? I sometimes wonder how this will end. And my fear of needles isnt just going, either. Sometimes i wonder lots of things

 

Rats are affectionate

 

ive got "the blurs" cant see a damn thing properly

 

Hi I'm Wilford Brimley, and I have diabeetuss. It hurts me to pee, and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and it took it out the dog, and two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife is been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?

 

Hey...im gona eat y'all...im gona eat that hairy leeeg

 

First day back at school Feels the same whether you're teacher or student

 

i know this is on topic but that was damned funny

 

I am going to watch The Hostel 2 tonight for the second time.....

 

Polish blueberries?