the off-topic thread

He's anything but sweet

 

Actually it's reminding me a little of a situation not so long ago...

 

I'm everything including sweet!

 

What situation? Anything exciting?

 

Oh, um, me and *cough* quoth the raven, it er, lasted a month. But I'm sure you'll work out a million times better

 

You think you've lost your looove
well I saw her yesterdayyy
it's you she's thinking of
and she told me what to say...


Get out of my bloody head!

 

Not from what I have seen!

 

And what have you seen?

 

*quashes a very rude thought from brain*

 

Yep, that's about right

 

Humans are the only animals who can shed tears.

 

J0hns are bizarre creatures

 

I cut my foot on a young ones video...

In other news my 'posh' relatives are coming in half an hour. God help us.

 

I have blisters on my feet

 

My feetr blister ar the meer sniff of shoes which aren't my crocs, I have weird feet.

 

Oh thy cut by thee force of nature. Lest thy blood seep through ye streets like polluted water whilst thou sleep.

 

Yeah mine too. Its my mums fault. She has really weird twisty toes. I got them

 

Guess you havent been around many creatures in your time
Cows and elephants shed tears (in a sad/mourning/overwhelmed sense) Dogs have been known to. Im sure the list goes on and on
No sure about ducks, though

 

The relatives on my dad's side are snobs. My aunt is a mental health nurse-cum-counsellor, my uncle is a policeman, my cousins are all spoilt and think they're amazing (they aren't) and they have a huge house on a private road. We're utter opposites of them, living in our little council house.

 

both, hehe