the off-topic thread

You know those days when you really need to get out and see people and everyone is busy. Gr.

 

Today i will be making a spoon. You can do it too with Kandoo!! Now follow these $69302upi59302-12.493BLIP493% recurring steps

First step: Watch http://www.dailymotion.com/Youpinadi/video/x2s2bs_toxic-ukulele_music
Second step: Tell me how great i am!!
Third step: Sing the F.U.N song.

F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for u and me
N is for anywhere at anytime at all
down here in the deep blue sea.

F is for fire that burns down the whole town
U is for uranium... bombs
N is for No survivors!!
BLAH BLAH BLAH

F is for Frolicking through all of the flowers
U is for Ukelele
N is for nose picking sharing gum and sand licking
down here in the deep blue sea.

Courtesy of Spongebob Squarepants as seen on TV more commonly know as Nickelodeon. Are you advertising to me?!! ADVERTISING!! No beer and no tv make Homer... go crazy? Dont mind if i do!!! Dont you try change the subject!!

TRUE LOVE BEATS EVERYTHING!!! Awww but i dont love you. Dammit it worked on your Best friend! WTH?! oh my days i need a lemon.Why are lemons yellow, Why is nothing blue. Oh no wait my jumpers blue.

Is this long?? Nah cant be i dont talk very much - though i did get a (really really) good score for talking in my cats... THEY LIED!! ALIENS ARE COMING!! And they shall be named Marlow. Or Sue. Marlow is a nice name. Damn aliens they always get the good names.

Humphrey hates me since i let Viki mate him with shoes. SHES MY WIFE DAMMIT!! YOU GET YOUR OWN!!! I have my own she is called shoes. Nice name. Reminds me of someone but i cant think who... I like tee. You spelt it wrong. I like rambling.

I I I I I I I I I. Now I am the most self centered person here. Dont take that away from me please im begging... see beg beg beg beg. and if thats not good enough for you you better err... I'm gunna... Hi my names Tom. arent you a bit old to be having wet dreams??

I CUT YOUR ARM OFF!!!
Its only a scratch.
I CUT THE OTHER ONE OFF!!!
Its only a flesh wound.
American or European?
I fart in your general direction.
Icky icky purtaang nur wong?? Is that right? NEH I NEH AT YOU!!
Making a nice two level effect.

strong bad rocks.

There now we have finished making the outer shell of the tortoise we must now paint it. You can paint it any colour you want as long as A. You buy it from Blip TVProgrammes and B. It is green.

Now you have finished painting it your glue we must eat butter and use squigees on our windows so that there is a pie in your piehole and a ear in your dog and a CHUCKLE CHUCKLEVISION CHUCKLEVISION DO DO DO DAH DAH DAH.

I thought you loved me - for ever and ever!!! But I know see that was a lie, Its true and I see that I must move on *sniffles* and find a new wife/husband, I hope you have a happy life shoes

Dun, Dun, Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. doo doo doo doo doo doo doo(eastenders theme tune)

Find out next time on FRAISER oh no wait thats a different show, was it Simpsons? urhhh I know Chucklevision, no? okay how about Dr who? ah what the heck we'll name it Blip.

Find out nxt time on Blip!! Blip TV is in assosiation with BlipNews the newspaper you can trust - edited and made by me!!

BLIPNEWS The ONLY place you can find out about Piigles!! The lovely new animal recently discovered by me.

This is all copyright. BWA HAHA HAHA HA HA hehe oh haha *wipes tear from eye* Damn im sad...

 

I started hallucinating yesterday. I saw a chimpanzee at the other end of the bedroom heading towards me. I hadnt taken any drugs. I dont know if it was the green pizza i made earlier though, with lentils and herbs and generally lots of green things ontop...but it was freaky, and made my fiancé lose sleep and its only his 2nd day in a new job today

 

your bowling ball is shiny.

 

Ah and sleep deprivation sets in.

 

Its raining today.

 

i'm still sick. WTF?!!

 

Going to a theme park tomorrow!!!! Then off to London!!! WOOO!! Shame my ma wont come...

I WATCHED MICKEY MOUSE'S CLUBHOUSE TODAY!!!! It so rocks. Being sad is fun.

 

my wrist really hurts ... it's wrapped up in a bandage and i can't type well.

heare's me tryint to type without corerecting my spelling eerrors. dumb ass hand. :tongue:

 

More house work to do again, perfect opportunity whilst kids are having a nap and i'm sat on this AGAIN...........oh well, better get on

 

Im addicted to almonds

 

Birthmark shavings over a cappacino.

 

Music makes me feel better. very loud is very good.

 

Tie me Kangaroo down sport, tie me Kangaroo down.

 

baileys in hot chocolate is such a good end to the day. in bath is better

 

I am doing everything in my power to avoid doing my coursework.

Some things never change.

 

This place seems to have re-invented itself, there doesn't seem the same banter as there once was.

 

Ive just had one of our rabbits put to sleep

 

Fat heavy pamplemousse sitting on the counter...jucy and ripe...jump into my blender...blend, blend, blend...pour into a glass. aahh, lovelysome...are you full now, fat, and heavy?


I ALSO LIKE BANANAS, YOU WENCH

 

i prefer cashews