the off-topic thread

Shit! Can you see that?

Someone looks like they're nineteen and are really 100 years old, bloody hell, it's just a friggin amazing mircale that; struth Ruth!!!!!

Could it be the age of Aquarius?

Time to pause, take stock, contemplate and ponder on it all, ummmmmm?

 

Rum in my tummy, my tummy is full of rum.

 

you know, high, girlish voices CAN be sexy. it's not like i'm loud or anything. i have a bit of a breathy voice.

 

I think I might take a dance class. I want some moves

 

Darent check my bloodz. Ewwww, bloooodz

 

Back in about an hour and a half.

 

Everything takes twice as long as you expected

 

Except sex

 

My minds so full of old jumble. A load of words beating eachother up. And its most uncomfortable

 

i need some canned air to clean out my keyboard.

 

My right knee is hurting.

 

Ow

 

i smell funky

 

my baby is starting school tomorror and i'm so happy to be getting rid of her.

 

I'm so fucking board.

 

Hyperglycemia

 

stupid allergies

 

I was conceived in June 1987. I cant count. Microphones. Bedpost. Im odd

 

Peanut butter

Flies up in the sky
Herringbone ham
Dropped my joint, damn
What would you do
If you could do
Nothing

Smoke me a kipper , I'll be back in time for breakfast.

 

In the current political climate, giraffes look interesting.