the off-topic thread

I could kill some people right now...particularly those with really annyoing whiney voices that live in Hollywood and had something to do with Transformers.

 

I hate how much like my mother I can be.
I'm surprised no ones just called me out on the bitch I am.

 

They've all gone to the beach and left me home alone working.

 

I hope something happens to Alonso's car this weekend

 

I wonder how many women are saying "thankyoooou" in a stupid cutesy high pitched voice at any one moment across the nation

 

i can't help having a childish voice, i was born with it. *sniffs*

 

I don't want to go.

 

if i use my grown-up voice, i scare people.

 

I'm in such a shitty shitty mood today. And it takes a lot to bug me but there is one poster on this board who just crawls under my skin. I don't think I've ever seen one post by him that doesn't irk me in some way.

 

i'm really sensitive about my voice. it's not intentional or anything like that.

 

There's smoke beyond the horizon
Dignities suicide
Let's drag it all out
And push it all back

 

I've got ants in my 'pants'.

For the purpose of reference and to our fellow British citizens I must make this apology for using American terminology for the statement but trousers just don't work, hence:

I've got ants in my trousers.

See!

 

And again with the female high-pitched 'thankyooou' why do they do that?

 

I love waking up in bed, naked and warm under the comfter. So cosy and such a good feeling.

 

sadly, i'm usually awake BEFORE all the clothes are off. i should just sleep naked.


thank yoo!

 

Ive thrown away my insulin, and baked a batch of cookies...i may just cut my hair right off, and blow the rent down at the bookies...

 

i spray my purfume on my armpits, after the deoderant. it smells really good.

 

I feel 100 years old