the off-topic thread

Ooh, I love ice cream, had one on holiday, pistachio I think.

 

Thats so truuuuue!

 

I am sooooo awake but everyone else isn't so they aren't any fun! Even on here people are all away. I need to spread my happiness!

 

My appetite is still AWOL. I craved toast like mad last night, so I had some of that, but now I just can't find it in myself to eat. Which is a shame, cos this is nice yoghurt.

 

Might wander into town soon.

 

elvis isnt dead
elvis isnt dead
elvis isnt dead
cos i heard him on the radio

elvis isnt dead
elvis isnt dead
elvis isnt dead
and you're coming back to me i know...

lol.

 

I'm so bored I might go to bed :O

 

What if Australia gets hit first?

 

Ubloodybuntu...why did it have to come to you...
Your bars are weird and your text all squidged
But at least we saved a couple of quid
:cheers2:

 

You are my sunshine
My only sunshine.
You make me happy
When skies are grey.
You'll never know, dear,
How much I love you.
Please don't take my sunshine away

The other night, dear,
As I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms.
When I awoke, dear,
I was mistaken
And I hung my head and cried

 

I am not a being of light, I am a being of flesh, and so are you

 

Id challenge you, but i dont have the intellect. Oh, fiddlesticks

 

Our remaining indoor bunny, Luna, is perfectly housetrained, so weve thrown out her cage and she just runs around the flat freely (rather than just having the one room). Its really cool and working well, although ive got absolutely no chance of eating anything without her being on my case...i just peeled a clementine and she heard it from the other side of the flat and is now begging at my feet

 

Well I am a being of pure energy on a quantum scale but it would be greedy reductionism to say that because of this we are 'beings of light', the statement simply has no meaning. Our atoms may be made of energy but none of us even exist on a quantum scale. I was just reading about 'breatharianism', bullshit spiritual babble suggesting that you can live without food because we are beings of light. 'Gurus' who claim they are breatharians are lying. That sort of stuff really makes me angry...

 

Oh ive read about that...that makes me angry too. I can understand the benefits of a short fast or religious reasons or whatever, but claiming the enlightened can live long term without food is just ridiculous. That stuff pisses me off too, but surely no-one in their right mind would take it seriously. I personally dont feel im just flesh but im not a complete twonk, i can see i have this body to upkeep with food and earthy things...who actually thought they could do that?

Its just

 

Yeah breatharians are weird.. OK so humans can survive an average of 70 days without food (7 days without water) but that doesn't mean it's viable long-term.
I read about this guy that charged something like $2million to "reveal the secrets of breatharianism" :O that's fucking extortion and confidence trickery and GRRRRR

 

What if HAL was reading your post?

I here he likes to surf the net when he's not blasting his crew into space

 

I am in fact a being of light

 

I got locked out today. I went into the garden and just sat down and started to read. I was reading Lord Of The Flies, but i wasnt actually reading the story, you see i got the version with notes, questions and stuff. After the story ends, theres a note by the author, whose name escapes me. Twas at one point funny actually. Maybe i'll put it on here. Tis only one paragarph or so.


After that i checked if anyone was back yet. No one was. Then i began to revise science. B1, C1 and P1.

 

More accurately, that's how long it takes you to die...