the off-topic thread

If you're boredish and you know fold your arms *folds arms*

 

if you've just realised noone really invites you to parties look agrieved *looks agrieved*

Ooo, you could get on msn btw.

 

You make a good point there. Shame that , there's the two in the hols you're invited too tho, think about them

 

artyy: yeah, that'll be sooo good!

 

Now in many ways I am like an old granny, but they will see when they grow up how silly they are behaving!

Other news, I cannot wait for Sunday, will be brilliant! I think I have all I need.

 

I am talking to you all from my back garden with a bowl of spinach gnocchi. bliss.

 

Jealous

Im talking to you from the room im stuck in for the next few hours until some people decide to arrive without any food whatsoever and a crying dog
It feels like my stomachs turning inside out
And i want some sunlight!

 

I'm talking from.. well, a fairly sunny room but still inside.
but if I take my laptop outside it loses wifi signal and I can't see the screen

 

I am talking to you in my underpants...

 

Awww maxi...

You're all welcome to the gnocchi anyway, I've got a bit too much.

EDIT:that is waaay too much information lithium.

 

Speaking of which, I should probably be feeding myself sometime soon, hmmm...think I have something in the fridge somewhere.

 

Ah, you're just jealous...

 

Just cos you want my baggy cropped jeans...

 

Oh and it's going to be very interesting asking my Nan for a book called the happy hooker for my birthday. It's a crochet book in case you were wondering...

 

Hahaha nice, though, one would hope your nan would be more familiar with the crochet term rather than the more modern one.

Got me some food *glee*

Gnocchi, peanuts and malt loaf Oh my!

 

Yummyyyyyyy! I've got a can of coke now, which'll do theb job sugar-wise.

Oh and you so haven't met my gran.... She's the one who calls me a beatnik and asks me if I've been on the waccy baccy everytime I see her.

 

I have come up with an invention.It will totally revolutionise parenting. It is the Baby Gag. Well, it is a dummy with a rope which holds dummy in mouth and won't come out.

 

Uhm, slight problem there J0hn :lol:
Ill say it again, please never have children. And if you wont have any children then no need to worry about these things, is there
Or was it some kind of joke? I just cant keep up anymore
Ive had nothing to eat today and a load of cocoa. And my rabbit died. So yeah

 

Christ, a J0hnlet would be scary!

 

Youd never be able to sing them three blind mice or alouette, the place would be full of dead and tortured animals the next day