the off-topic thread

John Lilburn was born in Sunderland, don't you know........:artist:

 

people suck

well ... not you people ... just those OTHER people

 

what's the point in taking "before" pictures if you can't stand to ever look at them again?

 

:stunned:

 

Dear boy,
I'm sadden to inform you, that it's just not working.

 

"Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
Sit on my face and tell me that you do
I love to here those oral lies, when I'm between your thighs
You blow me away."

"Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too
I love to hear you oralize
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away."

"Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty nine
If we sit on our faces
In all sorts of places
And play till we're blown away."

 

I saw a spaceship land in New Brighton the other day. It then ascended and traveled across to Runcorn where it simply vanished.

I didn't get the chance to get the registration and I doubt it had any insurance.

 

HOW THE FUCK IS IT HUMANLY POSSIBLE TO GAIN 5 POUNDS IN 10 FUCKING MINUTES ON ONE CUP OF FUCKING COFFEE?!!!!

*growls*

 

Whatever.

 

...the will of the weather
whether it rains or snows,
wherever I'm going I'll go
in search of a rose.

 

I just discovered that Giant Hogweed has a variant called Road Hogweed. This is a bit like cow parsley but is still as dangerous. I also discovered that there is a Giant Hogweed jellyfish in Atlantic waters. It is exactly the same shape and size as a giant hogweed but it has two webbed feet on its stem and about ten yards of stinging tentacles. Also it makes a loud wailing sound.

 

Boo.

 

...so i just went ahead and set my scale back by five pounds. that way i feel better in the morning.

 

I haven't smoked pot in so long, I am so stoned.

 

I smell funny

 

I'll tie you to a chair, the house music will blare and turn your ears into a medicinal jelly

 

I have to pee and I'm not from the UK!!! w000t w000t!!!!!!!!!

 

I read that death is like when you are on the operating theatre and they put you to sleep. the difference is, you never wake.ever.

 

I'm so frustrated with someone who is ignoring me.

 

Do you ever get the feeling someone is talking or trying to get your attention and you just don't know who it is, crazy.