A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror , she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. ' Oh my God – Hurry ! Grab your clothes and jump out the window , my husband's home early!' ' I can't jump out the window , it's raining out there !' ' If my husband catches us in here , he'll kill us both !' she replied , ' he's got a hot temper and a gun , so the rain is the least of your problems !' So the boyfriend scoots out of bed , grabs his clothes and jumps out the window , as he ran down the street in the pouring rain , he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon , so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them. Being naked , with his clothes tucked under his arm , he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer. ‘ Do you always run in the nude ?' one asked . ' Oh yes !' he replied , gasping in air , ' it feels so wonderfully free !' Another runner moved a long side , ' Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm ?' ' Oh , yes' our friend answered breathlessly , ' that way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home !' Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked , ' Do you always wear a condom when you run ?' ' Nope . . just when it's raining .'
It's Replies Like This That Make Me Somewhat Hesitant To Make A Post Here On Hip Forums...... Lest I Receive A Similar Reply...... Cheers Glen.
Actually I posted in the wrong thread so in order to cover it up I gave a curt response. I meant to post my message in Innocent Jokes.
So Now I Have To Go Back And Delete My Post.......Otherwise It Makes Me Look Like I'm Talking To "No One"...........Sometimes I Could "Slap" You HW........ Cheers Glen.
No need to do that Glen. We all know you and your comments never fail to brighten up a dull wet day. It is peeing down with rain in London right now, so this post made me laugh. Needless to say, I will be keeping an eye open for you running down the road with your pants under your arm.
