the no no's

oh yeah i guess i forgot cause it didn't even occur to me-- but pass that dutchie to the left hand side! I've been getting mad right-handed passes lately and I hate that shit. Pass to the left.

 

I hate when a joint or blunt is in rotation and it gets to someone who talks for 10 minutes before taking their hits. Valuable bud is being burned away, take your hit, and pass it then tell your story.

Usually I'm too baked to really care about that but whatever.

 

no talking when you are holding the bong/bowl/joint

no juicing (****** lipping?)

be fukcing courteous and respectful or your ass is done

once you blow the weed out or drop something you are looked down on haha ... this girl once bubbled my bong got the weed wet and everything that thing was like a fucking fountain

i was soo pissed and she tried to laugh it off but i never let her use my bong again..

 

well i have a different set of positive rules when smoking with me.


come prepared to be baked off your ass
share the munchies
compromise on the activity, cuz if either person is doing/watching/listning to sumtin they dont want to itll suck for them.
make sure u brought ur smoking lungs
be prepared to see the biggest blunts/spliffs/joints uve ever seen.
also be prepared to take every hit passed to you until it is over
and finally i dont care how chank eyed you get dont pass out.

 

doesnt make it right. it´s a word that spreads ingorance and hate no matter how it´s used. everyone is talking about being respectful with their smoking etiquette... Be respectful to your fellow stoners, too.


anyways, a big NO-NO for me is pretending that it´s your first time so someone will gladly smoke you up. this happened to me - a girl at a party was saying that she had never smoked, but kinda wanted to. and, as i was already going off to smoke, i invited her along. she seemed somewhat ignorant about some things related to smoking, but otherwise was alright for her "first time." I find out after she left that she has done this a few times before: claimed it was her first time and people smoked her up for free. fucker.

another one is if the pipe is rolling/burning on it´s own, dont keep on talking and let it burn. that´s a good smoke not to be wasted. especially when you tell the person, "hey, it´s rolling" and they ignore you and wait for the lighter to be passed to them.

 

I hate it when people hold the joint while they talk. toke while you talk boyyyy. i hate that, ****** lipping, moochers, and those who puff puff.. puff puff... puff puffpuff pass. ya know... but i'm usually pretty chill.

i also hate when people bring out shitty weeed. I sell some of the best shit in my area, most of the people i smoke with just buy it off me, so i don't gotta about schwag

 

we dont have ruels really.
I mean, we prefer not to get the bowl all wet from our lips, Im guilty of that occasionally but I wipe it off so its all good...and tahts kinda it. I dunno. I mean yeah, no ones happy when you blow the weed outta the bowl, but if you get that mad about it it just means youre a weed addict or something. I mean, yeah its annoying, but it sounds like some people on here on really crazy bout that.
whateve

 

if its not a big deal to you....you must have dropped alot of bowls in your life

theres no shame in being upset over lost weed no matter how insignificant it is.

if you were ever toking with me and you blew the weed out i would calmly finish the session but probably not toke with you for a while as punishment

 

Mooching is a huge no-no. Other than that, don't make assumptions for the circle. It's shitty to see someone toss a fucking roach, paper and all, into a bowl in mid-rotation. Also, if you can't roll, practice on your own bud for christssake, and don't present a mangled swisher that everyone threw in on and now has to suffer through.

 

i just got back from a like cirlce lasting a good amout of time and im still pretty fucked up iand i cant evan count how many bowls we did but anyway we set down some rules which was anything that happens in the circle stays in the circle aswell as dont be a bitch wit the weed and and dont leave shit around and do stupid shit. but for the most part there not many rules just dont be stupid

 

we always put roaches in the bowl, with paper sometimes too. so what? the paper cherries it for you. works hella good.

 

I like to bring out the chainsaw when everyone is stoned. Uh-oh lol

 

i agree with the guy above. its even worse when they pretend there too stoned to pass it on.

 

always reamain chill, and dont be a little bitch to someone if they blow out the weed or fish lip it, shit happens. that stuff hardly ever happens to us though. the only rules we have are, the person who packs the bowl gets first hit, and we take turns packing the bowls

 

I hate when people throw roaches out the window when there's a good few hits left to take. My cousin's boyfriend is guilty of this every single time we smoke joints, and I forget to tell him to give it to me before he throws it out.

And the whole blowing the weed out of the bowl thing is annoying, but I do get a kick out of it cause it's funny...first I laugh, then I'm disappointed when I think that a whole bowl is lost on the floor.

The first time I smoked with my cousin (it was her first time) she got the joint all spitty and it was horrible. Since then I've made it a point to wipe the piece after I take my hit.

I hate when someone takes more than 2 hits then passes...another thing my cousin's boyfriend is guilty of

 

YES YES YES, omg that pisses me off so much

I was chillin with like 6 ppl at this girls house and we were all smoking in her living room, and she wouldnt stop fucking talking and would take a hit, wait like 5 min and take another before passing. I was like wtf pass the bowl bitch and took it from her, shes like I make the rules around here this is my place, and then she went on for like 2 min how she could take how ever long she wanted to hit the bowl, everyone was getting pissed off cuz we werent getting high and she was taking so long so I smacked that hoe and told her if you smokin my weed then its my rulllz here.

 

I eat roaches or smoke it with tweezers. or grind it up in a pipe, whichever I feel like doing.

 

Roaches taste nasty. If you want to smoke em, more power to you, but to toss one in a cherried bowl with out so much as a pleasedon'tkillme is just rude.

 

omg theres so much i hate. i hate when kids roast the bowl in 1 hit(happend yesterday, i wanted to kick him outa the rotation). I hate when kids wont stop asking you to blaze YOUR weed with a group of friends(happend yesterday as well to me). I hate when you all get high and you notice one kid in the circle wont stop fucking looking at you, i hate blazin with friends/aquaintances for these reasons and all the reasons you guys gave above.

Fuck blazin with friends, sit back at yo crib, do what YOU like, get green hit everytime, do w/e the fuck you want while chillin at your own house(unlike friends's house that have these wierd ass rules).

What i like to do is chill and blaze at my house, then when im done chillin i blaze 1 or 2 more bowls and hit the streets to see which aquaintances i will run into.(my town is so small, so walking around for 5 min and your guarenteed to run into a group of kids you know).

 

I'll kick you out of every "rotation"