The NINE word story

There was an angry knock on the door,so

 

having put on my mask of protection, I cautiously

 

opened it and the guy said no need for

 

panic, I come in peace with a special offer

 

you get 5 pieces of gum for FREE if

 

I wiped her face afer his huge cock exploded

 

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you can guess the answer to this simple riddle.

 

Someone splits them equally in half and shares them

 

and then they offer you the chewed gum from

 

their suitcase that was full of different coloured shapes

 

of things. He opened his closet and showed what

 

had been specially reserved for those who had been

 

looking for love. He called 867-5309 and asked if she

 

was willing to perform tasks to order to suit

 

someone else. She said laughingly she always was willing

 

to indulge in a myriad of spectacular and erotic

 

stories that they all tell each other. One day

 

a most remarkable tale was to told. It began,

 

on a dark and stormy night. Colin was worried