The next banning thread

banmed for exceeding age limit

 

banned for tryin' ta con me outa 20dollars

 

banned for kissing a guy for $20 O:

 

banned for his own safety ha! ha!

 

banned for running with scissors

 

banned for driving without a steering wheel

 

banned for diving in the shallow end

 

banned for swimming in a waterless pool

 

banned for... 0:45sec

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzQ4BlL7cUI"]Shallow dive - Jump from a 11 meter high tower into a 30 cm deep water basin! - YouTube

 

Wow! that was some dive inta shallow water.amazing.i'd love ta try that.

banned for sleepwalking

 

banned for sleepeating then sleeppooping

 

banned for banning his poop from leaving his body while sleeping

 

banned for making a shrine out of his poop

 

banned for not knowing the endless love and grace of poop, blessed be it's name!

 

Banned for thinking a poop deck is a pack of cards that bears take into the woods with them

 

banned for a weird username

 

Banned for EXACTLY the same reason

(or, alternatively, banned for using irony soooo obscure that nobody recognises it as such ... )

 

banned for speeding on a footpath

 

Banned for thnking that sitting down at the side of the path is going too fast

 

banned for photoshopping pictures of herself onto beautiful scottish landscapes