The New What Would You Do If Game

have a beer instead.

wwydi everyone stopped excepting coins?

 

Use them to make things.

wwydi we went back to an all barter system?

 

i'd barter well

WWYD if a rainbow came in your widow ?

 

I would look for the pot of gold


WWYDI You found it but it wasn't a pot of gold but it was a pot of donkey piss?

 

toss it outside.

wwydi you bought a case of good tasting beer but it was actually filled with coors light?

 

Wonder if it had been left below your window when you tossed the pot of donkey piss out


What would you do if scientists discovered donkey piss was the elixir of youth?

 

Have my best friend drink it to see what happens.


WWYDI I sent you a mail order bride from some country and told you that you had to sponsor her for ten years.

 

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wwydi by computer error you were elected president?

 

Demand a recount


WWYDI it confirmed me as president??

 

Leave the country

WWYDI someone was coming straight at your house with a bulldozer?

 

get my tank out of my garage

wwydi you tripped and fell in a cow's arse?

 

Ain't gonna let that happen

WWYDI a bull came rushing at you and you were in the middle of a field, just him and you?

 

Say "Beam me up, Scottie"


WWYDI they asked you to play a minor part in the next series of Star Trek?

 

Ask do i really have to wear those silly clothes, move along spock!

Wwydi someone was playing football in your garden?

 

I would Ask to join in the fun

WWYDI the doctor told you he found a pair of scissors in your belly on an X-ray?

 

Ask could he recomend a good solicitor!

Wwydi all your windows disapeared?

 

Look out the door.


What would you do if you lost your car keys?

 

Press that button on the spare set that beeps..so fools like me can find the lost set-

What would you do, if you came out of a huge shopping plaza, looked around for an hour an still had no idea where you parked the freakin car when you first got there 2 hours ago ??

 

Press the panic button while walking around,,, eventually my car will scream and I will find it.

WWYDI your neighbor said your house was haunted for many years and you know you heard things happening but this made you clue in what it was

 

Be relieved i wasnt just hearing things...

Wwydi, the next doors dog. Pooped on your lawn?