The New What Would You Do If Game

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wwydi there was no food at the store?

 

drop a box a food inta the staff

WWYD if you had a publishers deadline but you was to busy procrastinating ?

 

I'd publish a book on procrastination.....eventually.


wwydi there were no rhetorical questions?

 

Find an un-rhetorical question, or just not talk

Wwydi you couldnt find a plaster and you cut your sel$f?

 

get a bandaid

wwydi you were helping a customer who had an accent so strong you couldnt understand a word they said?

 

Smile, nod and say, oy! Speak english, then say fuckin yank under my breath...lol (kidding of course)

Wwydi you were offered free sex in a bar?

 

You mean like Cadbury's dairy milk? Gobble it.

Wwydi you awoke to find custard pouring out of your ears?

 

survey the situation then if everything was to my liking go to the store and buy a pack of condoms.

wwydi you started having sex with someone and after you were into it the clothes came off and they had a different sex organ than the one you were expecting?

 

Ask them to explain it, then have fun...oh you mean like an alien, or opposit sex?

Wwydi your car got stolen, and you had 5 mins to get to just the most amazing date you always wanted?

 

find whoever stole it

WWYD if an elephant sat on your toe ?

 

Push it off..and say,,, hey you elephant. Get offa ma toe!

Wwydi, you come across a mermaid?

 

swim with her

WWYD if you came across a unicorn ?

 

try to ride it

wwydi you saw a stack of bills wrapped in a rubberband down the road and a man choking on some food down the other end of the street?

 

call emergency services and and apply first aid help

WWYD if you came across someone attempting a mugging ?

 

i would do what i could to make sure the person getting mugged didnt lose their money without putting myself in any severe danger.

wwydi you were about to leave for work and you had enough time to drive there but your car wont start?

 

not worry about it,get there when i can.

WWYD if there was only 12hrs in a day ?

 

Take a lot of drugs.

Wwydi your feet turned to jelly?

 

cover my toes with double cream. yum! ha! ha!

WWYD if your hair turned into long locks of chocolate ?

 

Contact all the media and become a global superstar and make millions.

 

WWYDI hip forums closed?