The New What Would You Do If Game

try to stop the cab and recover the gift


wwydi your friend made you a gift of a food that you hated - just gag making hated?

 

Tell her I will enjoy that later/tomorrow, but I'm full right now!
If it was a dish up now thing, I would taste it, but then have to tell her/him!

Wwudi a really cute person walked up to you, insisting they knew you?

 

Ask questions until I could establish from where and when I knew them or if that couldn't happen excuse myself and leave.


wwydi you couldn't control yourself?

 

Lose control... Whoo hooo!

Wwudi you drank too much, and you couldn't find your way?

 

Been there done that, and it's the reason I'm here and not somewhere else!

wwydi you were asked to perform on stage RIGHT NOW?

 

I would freeze and be really shy!

wwydi some aliens landed in your room and asked you to go to their planet in a different universe?

 

Ask them to ask someone else, I'm happy here and now.


wwydi this was the end?

 

The end is the end! Nothing you could do!

Wwudi you had the chance of doing something you love, just once more, or something you think is OK, 3 times more?

 

I'd do the thing I loved for sure!!! I'd be a fool to pass up doing something I loved, esp if I could only do it one more time!


wwydi your boss caught you out on the hipforums when you are supposed to be counting the beans......oooohhhhh I goottttaaa gooo for a bit!!

 

I would always have an excuse prepared to assure I could deal with such an eventuality - so I wouldn't be overly-concerned

WWYDI ... whilst digging in your garden you dug up a human skull?

 

What,AGAIN??? I'd stop burying the buggers! [it gets a bit difficult to explain after number 5]

WWYDI you were suddenly and unexpectedly catapulted into the Big Brother household?

 

i would try to get out as quickly as possible

WWYDI if you were offered your dream job but had to relocate ?

 

Relocate! ''Home is where your heart is'', etc...and 'dream job' is heart's desire,so-sorted!

WWYDI someone answered your 'WWYDI' sensibly?

 

I would wonder if their intellect was sane, ... or sarcastic

WWYDI, Somebody knocked on your door and claimed to be your (unknown) sibling?

 

he would have to have been born before i was, and that alone would make it rather unusual for someone that old to be knocking on my door.
he would have to be like in his 80s for his claim to be believable. granted that isn't that unusual any more.
i guess i'd say hi, that's nice. sooo, um, what brings you here? if he was younger then that, i'd kind of laugh, and wonder what planet they were from.

wwydi if you wake up and there aren't any humans anywhere, but a lot of dogs and cats and other creatures sound like they're trying to talk whatever your language happens to b.

 

Look in the mirror - I may well be one of them too

WWYDI (in doing as above) ...... The Mirror cracked!

 

I'd say to myself "Oh,conkers-you've done it again. You MUST remember not to look in mirrors!"

WWYDI you won the lottery but had lost the ticket?

 

... Cry

WWYDI You saw one of your teachers from school in the local shopping precinct zealously 'preaching the gospel'?

 

I’d prostrate myself before her and say “Praise God and Praise Jesus, Hallelujah”

“Preach on teacher and forgive me for I have sinned” “I’ve had lustful thoughts of you in class, and try to look down your blouse whenever you wear loose fitting tops – Amen" "Will you forgive me?"


WWYDI….you saw a flash in the sky, followed by a descending meteor which lands near you

 

Run away ... I've seen War of the Worlds

WWYDI You found a old photograph old one of your parents with another of your relatives (but not the other parent) in a compromising position