The New What Would You Do If Game

Hang on the horn and then call the cops if nobody came after several minutes.

Wwydi you got a burger and brought it home and when you got home there was no meat on it?

 

pretty sure i'd never go back to where i got it from.

wwydi, the meat wasn't the kind you ordered? possibly of a kind that wasn't on the menu?

 

If it was good and looked ok I would eat it. If not I would ask the manager about it.

Wwydi you were offered $250k a year to spend in a minimum security prison?

 

I'd turn it down. I'm sure I could make at least 30,000 a year bending over to pick up the soap outside of prison(if I'm diligent), but still have my freedom.

Wwydi you had been drinking, were slightly over the legal driving limit, but your car needed to be moved from one parking spot to another, one block away...and no one else was available to move it?

 

Only slightly over, I would probably take the risk.

WWYD if you lived on your own and came home in the dark and knew someone was inside your house? (You have no weapons)

 

Walk back out.

What would you do if someone cut in front if you in traffic, and almost caused an accident?

 

Probably slam on my brakes and scream a bunch of profanities even if they can't hear me.

WWYD if you were at the traffic lights and the person driving the car in front of you just got out their car and gave you their car keys saying you can have their car?

 

I'd ask them if they needed a ride.
Just kidding.
I'd ask them if they needed to think it over. I wouldn't take it though. I have too much that I'm trying to get rid of anyway.

Wwydi you were halfway through eating a sandwich, and you discovered the sandwich was not fit to eat?

 

throw it away and spit a lot. maybe have a couple glasses of water.

wwydi you had company coming over at 10 and they are all drinkers and it was almost 10 and you have no drinks. if you go to the store you wont be home when they get there?

 

they wouldn't be coming to my house or they'd know to bring their own.

wwydi they all showed up nakked and wanting to use the hot tub?

 

I would tell them hide if the neighbors come out because I don't need them calling the cop's.


Wwydi we were in the zombie apocalypse

 

call their mummy

wwydi you woke up and you weren't human, and neither was anyone else

 

Stop worrying about work and start worrying about food.

Wwydi you got to work and nobody was there but everything else seemed normal?

 

Well since my job is surrounded by people, if nobody was there it would be very peaceful so I would just sit around and have coffee and hope I'm still getting paid.

WWYD if you had an important meeting but it was too foggy to drive and you had no other way of getting there?

 

Call in and explain the situation.

Wwydi you couldn't fix what autocorrect does and you couldn't turn it off?

 

Look like a pervert

WWYD if you were with a partner who was very vocal in bed but you were embarrassed and other people lived in your house?

 

Had that problem I lived alone but the apartment walls were thin and had company sleep over many times. I just tell her be quiet and go about my business as she ignores my request.

Wwydi it was 110*f and the AC broke

 

Hey, in the UK..who needs ac?

Wwudi..the person in front of the market checkout, had been popping his purchases in his pockets?

 

I'd loudly say "Hey,I like your deep pockets-are we on stunt tv,or are you a thief?"

wwydi you were mistaken for a film star and asked for your autograph?

 

There is no film star I could be mistaken for. But if someone thought I was Madison Baumgartner and asked for an auto I would sign my real name for them.

Wwydi you got an urgent voicemail but it was the wrong number and they left no number to call.