The New What Would You Do If Game

Light my furniture on fire and cook hem dinner on it.

Wwyd if you dropped your keys down an open manhole.

 

Buy a magnet and a long pole and go fishing.

Wwydi walking was banned?

 

I'd jog.

Wwydi you ran out of ideas for the New What Would You Do If Game thread?

 

Not play WWYD if

WWYD if your favourite food no longer tasted like it used to?

 

I would tell everyone that my favorite food tastes different.

Wwydi you didnt get the joke?

 

Say, I didn't get the joke.

WWYD if you still didn't get the joke after it was explained?

 

Place my right hand behind my head and firmly bash it into the side of the nearest hard surface several times.

WWYD if you inherited a possum.

 

Eat it

Wwyd if you forgot your own name?

 

I know my own name as well as I --uh--know my own name.

WWYD if a stranger gave you a wedgie?

 

Give them one back.

Wwyd if you were lost in a forest?

 

Look for running water and follow it down hill.

WWYD if you were asked to take a sail around the world?

 

Get a boat.

Wwyd if while sailing around the world your boat starts to sink?

 

I would sail on a Catamaran--won't sink.


WWYD if someone pulled a gun on you?

 

Probably cry

Wwyd if you found 10000000000000 dollars?

 

Send you half immediately.


WWYD if you were caught in a riptide?

 

Swim out of it.

Wwydi you heard about the best rib place in town?

 

head for my bank's atm machine and see if the local furs in my area wanted to have a resteraunt crawl.

wwydi the potluck was tomarrow?

 

Run to the grocery and get some pre-made fruit salad.

Wwydi you saw a friend trying to pay for a large quantity of groceries at the market(but they didn't see you), and you overheard that they left all of their methods of payment at home?

 

I would pay and get them to pay me back when they got their cash.

WWYD if you suddenly vomited all over your boss?

 

Lol! I'm laughing while typing.
I'd apologize. After that, I'd have to just play it by ear.


Wwydi you were parallel parked, 2 cars parked in a manner that prevented you from getting out of your parking spot, and you had to get to work?