The New What Would You Do If Game

Buy another, and new clothes if they were on it..

Wwydi santa came on christmas eve, and never left?

 

tell him he's welcome ta stay as long he likes

WWYD if the wind sweapt the roof off your house ?

 

Get a new house! Yes!


What wydi...a sexy guy asked you out?

 

Tell him sorry, and all that, but I'm not actually into guys.


WWYDI your car stopped working?

 

call my brothers

WWYD if your house got flooded ?

 

swim


WWYDI the roof fell in?

 

catch a fallen star

WWYD if the moon smiled at you ?

 

I'd know roamy had just smiled at the moon. #sigh#



WWYD if denim clothes became law?

 

I'd finally come back into fashion,Pugz! [thanks for asking,m'main man]

Now...what would be the VERY 1st thing you did if you witnessed a car crash?

 

Go see if i could help.

W w y d i a bird was injured in your garden?

 

Depends on the injury.

Wwydi your boss says you have to have a 3 way with the spouse or you lose your job?

 

If she is nice, go for it, if she is a dog! Go to his boss and tell him he is wanted for a threesome with your boss and his wife, give a time place...but do it from your bosses computer...if you understand that...hmmmm

Wwydi you found a lot of money in the street where you just seen people drive away in a police car?

 

Stand beside it and phone it in. Stolen money isn't worth losing your self-respect for.

WWYDI your current government suddenly banned elections?

 

Buy a gun.

Wwydi everyone in your town stopped getting tap water?

 

Buy bottles, and start making daily trips to the resevoire, if its gone its gone.
Also fix better guttering to collect the rain.

Wwydi you found a baby on your door step, with a note, trusting it to you?i

 

I would trust it to the police.

Wwydi you got death threats?

 

Laugh my ass off, I am on borrowed time anyway since we are already born dying.

WWYDI someone at work pantsed you?

 

Pull up my pants. Maybe tell them if they wanted to see they could have asked. Not likely to happen with my work pants though.

Wwydi your computer broke?

 

I scream and cry till some poor bastard fixes it


WWYDI your mamma told you that your much older brother is actually your dad?

 

Say, but mamma, i dont have a brother, you must mean my sister! Always said she was weired, lol

Wwydi you were on your way to the store for your food, you only have enough for food, but you run out of fuel?