The New What Would You Do If Game

I had a good answer but i forgot it.

Wwydi you lived in north korea?

 

Eat Korean food.

WWYD if you did some last minute Christmas shopping and were overwhelmed by the ridiculous crowds then got home and realised you forgot something?

 

stay home and wait until after new years.

wwyd with the food in your refrigerator if you were snowed in and the power went off.

 

Probably panic.

WWYD if you filled the washing machine but then couldn't remember if you added the soap?

 

Depends what I'd filled it with. If it was kittens,then yep-LOTS of soap powder.
If it was plates and cutlery-well at least I know where the dirty washing is..

wwydi you woke up and found you'd grown a beard overnight beard?

 

shave like i've been doing every other day for the past 55 years anyway.

wwydi you woke up in a more beautiful place then you'd ever seen, didn't know where you were, and didn't know anyone you met.

 

Think that I must've died and gone to heaven.

WWYD if someone verbally abused you for something that was out of your control?

 

Introduce them to the terrors and agonies of The Flying Mongolian Chuff-Lock.


wwydi you realised you were next to post?

 

I would scramble to try to think of something witty and pertinent.

Wwydi you happened to catch someone staring at your bum?

 

Wiggle wiggle. Nah, I would probably like it but be embarrassed at the same time.

WWYD if you were caught staring at my bum?

 

Be WELL pleased with the video I'd already got!

wwydi your wiggling bum appeared on youtube??

 

Add in some good music.

WWYD if accidentally tripped someone up and then won the race?

 

depends if they complained, if they did, I would say they were a bad loser, if not, share the prize..

wwydi, you prepared cocktails for your guests, using cream, and the cream curdled, as they sipped the drink!

 

I'd set off the fire alarm, knock the glasses out of their hands and....

Just kidding. I would prepare new drinks.


Wwydi you were in the library trying to read, and someone kept talking loudly near you?

 

say, oh your talking to me?!!!!

wwydi... you sat down after a hard day! the phone rang, and its your boss?

 

Tell her to speak to me when I'm on duty next.

WWYD if your dog was eating all your cherry tomatoes as they were ripening up?

 

build a fence around one or the other

wwydi a scruffy looking person walked up and instead of begging for money, handed you an envelope, without saying a word, and then disappeared into a crowd, before you could ask them anything.

 

I'd think "I know I ticked the 'no publicity' box on my lottery ticket-but this is ridiculous"


wwydi You HAD to make the choice of skydiving or bungee jumping?

 

Go bungee jumping.

WWYD if a visitor sat in your favourite chair?

 

Serve them one of my favorite meals.

WWYDI you could freeze time and everyone in it but you?