The New What Would You Do If Game

In another thread Bassline514 suggested if you had to get rid of a body that chopping it up and feeding it to pigs would be a good way to hide a body. I think she's right.

WWYD if you fed a body to the pigs and someone slaughtered one of your pigs and said dinner was roast pork?

 

I would say that I'm vegetarian.

Wwydi someone at work was stealing your lunch, but you didn't know who was doing it?

 

Pack a dog shit sandwich.


What would you do if you forgot your password to HF?

 

Start a new account until i recover it.

Wwydi the person you work with is sick and dosnt call out?

 

Ask them to keep their distance.

Wwydi you finished your meal in a restaurant, but realized that you left all of your methods of payment at home?

 

Either get someone to bring my purse from home or offer to work off the bill

WWYD if the restaurant manager wanted you to work it off in an inappropriate manner?

 

Depends on how inappropriate..

Wwydi you saw someone laying passed out on the curb and didnt have your phone?

 

Check if they are breathing, if not start CPR until someone comes along. If they are breathing effectively I would roll them on their side and see if there are any houses around where I could knock on a door and get help.

WWYD if the person wasn't breathing and you didn't know CPR?

 

Steal their phone,wallet and watc....er...I mean,get help as fast and loudly as I could.

WWYDI you discovered a huge bag of weed in that person's jacket pocket-and the police are coming?

 

(Hahaha!)

Put it in a place where I could retrieve it later, for that persons safety of course

WWYD if the person knocked on your door in a couple of weeks demanding their weed that you already smoked up?

 

Cough and say mannnnnnn im so stoned on yr stash did you bring any munchies?

wwydo you were caught having sex with a cupboard?

 

I'd have myself committed to a psychiatric ward.

Wwydi you accused someone of doing something, but found out later that they were not guilty?

 

Die in 6 months.

WWYD if you didn't like a dinner someone cooked you but you didn't want to hurt their feelings?

 

There are things I want but can't have. I just accept it.

WWYD if a tree fell in front of your car and you were going to be late for work?

 

Say what you doing flying through my window that's rude you ever heard of knocking on the door?
What would you do if you were in such a hurry to get to work cause your late you got there and you see everyone staring you look down and your in your underwear lol

 

go to the 24 hour garage and buy everyone a selection box

wwydi if all yr family came at xmas and no one brought tissues to clean up?

 

Be carefull where i stepped.

Wwydi the neighbors dog barked non stop so you can never fall asleep.

 

Get ear plugs and or sleeping pills.

WWYD if your neighbour had a fire in their backyard at random intervals stinking up your clean washing?

 

Get a washer and dryer
What would you do if you bought a porn and saw your parent in it?

 

not much. i guess it would depend on what age they were at the time. almost everyone looks pretty good when they're a teenager, and not so pretty good when they get to be the age i am now.
also since they're both dead of basically old age. (also i think "porn" is fine, but i don't spend money on it)

could have anything you wanted for free, but had to make it yourself. (using only the skills that you've actually practiced and know that you have, and likewise what tools and materials you actually have or could easily get a hold of)