The New What Would You Do If Game

get my coat...well it is cold!

wwydi the party was at my house?

 

I'd make myself at home . What's in the fridge?

Wwydi a party got out of hand?

 

Leave before the police arrive.

WWYD if the police were already there?

 

Ask the nice officer if I could fond...I mean HANDLE...[phew]...his truncheon.


WWYDI the rest of the Village People turned up to keep that officer company?

 

I'd put on my cowboy outfit.

Wwydi someone mistook you for someone else, gave you the keys to their porsche, and asked you to have it back in an hour?

 

I would bring it back in an hour.


What would you do if while driving the porsche someone hit the car?

 

pick up someone injured and break the speed limit again to the hospital.

what would you do?

 

well i know this chop shop over in the bronx...

what would you do if you got free local h tickets this friday?

 

i have no idea. give them to somebody i guess.

what would you do if h was cancelled?

 

Nottalot-I don't know what h is,so I don't mind missing it.

wwydi your smoke alarm had a snooze button?

 

My smoke alarm hasnt gone off in 4 years so i would never need the snooze button.
(Hmmm maybe i should change the battery)

Wwydi you had unmovable cameras in each room of your house that was connected to a government computer?

 

Set fire to my house and hit the snooze on those smoke alarms that puggy asked about.

WWYD if you woke up and were surrounded by fire?

 

grab my bug out bag that is next to my bed, and bug out. depending on how far along the fire was, i'd either put it out myself or call the f.d. (after i was out of harms way)

wwyd if you woke up to find a wild skunk curled up next to you, sleeping peacefully?

 

Try not to wake it up.

Wwydi you were in Furguson last night?

 

I guess its one of those...you had to be there things....just glad I wasn't. UK police are as bad, well some!


wwydi you were taken in by the police for something you didn't do?

 

I'd keep my mouth shut and ask for the initial search to be conducted by a female officer, lol.

Wwydi you needed the last of a certain item on the shelf at the market, but you knew that an elderly lady was looking for the same item?

 

Let her have it...I could probably make do and call again, or find another store..

wwydi.....you just dressed in your last cleat shirt/blouse, and the dog/cat puked on you?

 

puke on the dog in reflex then peel it off

wwydi god came down and said you have to kill a close family member with a spoon or everyone you knew would die in a fire

 

Line em up, play lotto as a family...only right!


Wwydi, you were found out by someone, (anything) would you give i. To blackmail?

 

If it was worth what they were asking i would pay once. If they ever brought it up again i would hide the body where nobody would find it.

Wwydi you had to hide a body?