The New What Would You Do If Game

I would offer them my ticket.

WWYD if you saw someone snorting a line in a public bathroom and then went to board your plane and saw the person from the bathroom in their pilot uniform ready to fly your flight?

 

Be glad that my pilot isnt gonna fall asleep.

Wwydi someone talks down to you like you are a child?

 

Probably ignore them and wonder if it's just the way I interpreted it.

WWYD if you caught a giant fish but that particular type is not allowed to be fished and there is nobody around?

 

If its a place where i heard the fish police hang out i would toss it back. If i never heard of anyone getting stopped there i would hide it.

Wwydi you heard a knock on the door and knew it was jahovas witnesses?

 

Probably chat with them and regret it for around a year.

WWYD if you watched a tv show for years and got bored with it half way through the last season ever?

 

Leave it on my dvr until there was nothing else worth watching.

Wwydi you found out you have a sister that you never knew about in another country?

 

Nothing.

wwydi you had the choice of a winning lottery rollover ticket,or a date with morrow?

 

Take the ticket and then invite Morrow out to a fabulous event with my winnings.

wwydi you found out you'd been hood winked?

 

I would think it was night.

Wwydi you were forced to lose a digit?

 

If I'm forced what can I do about it other than adapt.

WWYD if someone offered you $10 million to chop off your own thumb?

 

I couldnt do it. I would have to be able to use a chopping machine of some kind.

Wwydi every time you walked on grass it sounded like gunshots going off?

 

Avoid walking on grass.

WWYD if all your eyelashes fell out?

 

Likely get lint in my eye more often.not that it happens more than once every decade or two.

Wwydi you were in a bad storm and were near a cave but there was strange noises coming from the cave?

 

Try and see what the strange noises were. If it was something that could kill me I would rather wait the storm out.

WWYD if I sang out of tune?

 

I would say " you know why the beatles made so much money?"
ST- "huh"
me- "because they can sing the song properly"

Wwydi i could talk to the dead.

 

Ask you to say hi to some people for me.

Wwydi...the person of your dreams, was going out with your best friend

 

....what,AGAIN!? Weeell....I've got used to that happening-so I'd just drag out mah geetar and play me some blues.....


Wwydiyou had the choice of EITHER your idea of the perfect body OR your most wished-for ability?

 

Most wished for ability.

Wwydi you had the choice between a week long hiking trip by yourself to the place of your choice, or a week long vacation with family and/or friends to a place of their choice?

 

I'm selfish, I'd go off by myself to the most beautiful woodland hiking place I can imagine.

wwydi a bear decided to tag along on your hike?

 

End the hike right away.

Wwydi it got too hot and your wearing minimal/no clothes?