The New What Would You Do If Game

take my identification and check-in. There's no more plane tickets now-a-days.

wwydi you couldn't control your dancing feet?

 

Put on some good music!

Wwydi you walked into the wrong public toilet (opposite sex) by accident and it was full of people looking at you as if you were a perv?

 

Say...well done gents, your keeping it nice and clean..turn around, and run!

wwydi it was very late, and your electric blew...its not cold, but you have the Christmas turkey in the freezer?

 

I would leave the freezer door shut and give Tiny Tim some money to buy a goose for me.

Just kidding. I would definitely leave the freezer door shut. And wait for electricity to come back on.

Wwydi you were going for an interview and you spilled tea on the front of your trousers, creating the appearance of incontinence?

 

Put my resume folder on my lap or hold it in front of me.

WWYD if you used your works internal chute and accidentally sent something to the wrong department and nobody will be there to get it back?

 

I would call the maintenence department to see if they could let me in.

Wwydi you accidentally recieved flowers that were meant for some else?

 

If I knew who they were meant for I would give them up.

WWYD if you thought you were going to pass a kidney stone?

 

Take drugs! Smoke weed, drink rum, only then...start to pee..

Wwydi you had a bottle of rum, but no mixer?

 

Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum!! Bottom's UP!!! No, I'd leave the rum on the table, I can't drink straight spirits.

wwydi your dog bit a guest in your home?

 

It's happened and I reminded them I had told them not to breath in the dogs face while drunk and that the dog had given them a gentle warning.

wwydi your cat developed a taste/addiction for rattlers?

 

Stock up on ativenom/antivenin for cats (if there is such a thing).

Wwydi you forgot about an early meeting at work and didn't have a presentation ready?

 

I would have to wing it and hope the question time at the end is not too in depth.

WWYD if your dog caught a bird but the bird was too maimed to save?

 

Take the bird to a wildlife refuge where it could be given either help or a meal for another wild carnivorous animal. I actually did take a disabled bird to a wildlife refuge and later they called back and told me that they couldn't save the bird but it was eaten by an eagle that was there. Yes, the bird had died before it was offered as a meal, at least that's what they told me.

wwydi the neighbor kid (who you normally like) kept sneaking into your fenced in yard to use your swimming pool, even after you'd told him and his parents he was welcomed to do so alone and unsupervised.

 

Wait until he's in the water,then BOOM!,on come several lights,with a LOUD speaker system saying "Hey,titchy dick-you're live on youtube...how does it feel to have the world know you're a liar,untrustworthy AND have the world know you're a peanut-dick?"


wwydi there were no Mondays any more as the world council had banned them?

 

Go straight to tuesday, and say, what a long weekend...


Wwydi, you only had 1 day to complete your life?

 

Get drunk! Nah just kidding, I have no idea. I would rather not be privy to that information.

WWYD if you forgot your best friends birthday?

 

Belatedly acknowledge the event with card and gift and offer apologizes.

wwydi you couldn't solve the mystery?

 

Give up...

Wwydi the person you disliked most in all the world, moved in next door?

 

Cast a spell on them.

WWYDI you got framed for a crime you didn't commit?

 

Depends on how bad the crime and if i knew who did the framing. Its happened before. I just told my side and took the punishment but it was minor stuff. If it was anything big i would get revenge. He turned into a sad sack anyway...life is its own revenge.

Wwydi your on line for a movie you get your ticket then you hear the family of 4 behind you ask for tix to the same movie but the teller says there are only 3 seats remaining?