The New What Would You Do If Game

ask them to meet me there

wwyd if you were invited for a beer

 

Make sure it wasn't Fosters!

WWYD if you saw someone smack their child in the shop?

 

depends on why they were smacked and how hard.

wwydi you didnt like the answer to a wwydi question?

 

what could I do?

WWYD if you were extremely tired but couldn't sleep?

 

Read something technical and relaxing.

Wwydi someone stepped on the back if your shoe for the third time in the checkout line/queue at the market?

 

after the second time i would put my shoe in a position where that couldnt happen...so if they went that far out of their way to step on my shoe i would finish my purchase and do a hit and run....or maybe just do on to them what they did onto me.

wwydi the zombie Apocalypse came?

 

I guess I would learn to love eating brains

WWYD if your plane was going down?

 

think about all the times I lied

WWYDI you confessed but didn't die anyway !

 

Live and confess everything.

WWYD if you found out someone you like(d) had been gossiping about you?

 

I don't like anybody ! (seriously I wouldn't care I would probably be flattered )

WWYD if nobody could be bothered gossiping about you ?

 

Happily get on with things.

WWYD if someone randomly whispered "pipe the fuck down" all creepy like Jenna Marbles in your ear?

 

say fuck you to them

wwydi you had a bottle of wine but no glasses

 

As long as it was only going to be for me I would probably just drink out the bottle (assuming I have no other cups first)

WWYD if you had a bottle of spirits but no mixer drink?

 

What the fucks a mixer drink ?


WWYDI you had a bottle and someone suggested diluting it with pop or juice ?

 

It doesn't need to be suggested, I put coke/cola/pop (a mixer) in the spirits I drink.

WWYD if someone gave you the same compliment every time they saw you but followed the compliment up with...sorry to be creepy.

 

Tell them that they're not creepy . . . just sorry.

WWYD if you ran out of toilet paper at an inopportune time?

 

Take a shower.


Wwydi you bumped into your best friend that you havnt seen in years while on your break at work?

 

Use my break to chat to them

WWYD if the council planted a tree out the front of your house but you know this particular type of tree can become a nuisance?

 

Use some plant killer when i mow my grass.

Wwydi you had no running water for a weekend?

 

Buy in, you can manage for a weekend..use the beach showers.

wwydi, you had lost your travel tickets on the day you were due to fly?