The New What Would You Do If Game

Tell them not to quit their day job.

Wwydi someone stuck gum inside your front door keyhole?

 

Probably have to get the locks changed. If I knew who it was I would want to stick gum inside them!

WWYD if you knew there was a venomous snake in your house but you couldn't find it?

 

I would refuse

wwydi you found out that you had 1 week left to live

 

This doesn't make any sense, I would know lol

wwydi every time you cursed, it cost you 5 dollars

 

If you saw it go into your house but then you couldn't find it.

I would be broke.

WWYD if you were in a hurry for a job interview and you saw your non drinking neighbour stumbling around their front yard like they were drunk?

 

i would say hi mr. mayor and go to my job interview.


wwydi the job required 3 years experience and you only had 2 but you knew more than most people that been there 10 years?

 

I'd say "Don't stick too rigidly to tradition-inventions and advancement require open thinking"


wwydi you'd got two invitations from good friends,same night,different venue?

 

Go with the one that I liked the most and tell the other I already had an engagement for the evening

wwydi you found your lover with another?

 

Tell them that I hope that they enjoy their time together, pack a few clothes, put on some good walking shoes, and consider myself free.

Wwydi you've already had too much of your favorite non-healthy food, there was one more serving left, no one else wanted it, and it would go to waste if you didn't eat it?

 

Eat it!

WWYD if you were alone in the bush and got bitten by a venomous snake

 

Hope that I'd lived good of a life to get into Heaven if it exists, then if I had a knife cut open the bite and suck for all I was worth.

wwydi you stumbled on a plane crash in the woods, all passengers inside were long dead and the plane was full of cash?

 

Goes with out saying..get a bus next time...and phone the emergency services..all those people have families out there..the cash is erelevant..

wwydi...you met a film star, and they asked you to be a partner for the night as a cover up, but would pay you well for your time?

 

It would depend on what 'be a partner' meant. But then I think, oh a film star, paparazzi and embarrassing headlines in the tabloids, so it's NO THANK YOU, ask Morrow, she might do it.

wwydi you'd washed your new significant other's clothes and something red was in the wash and you ruined all there clothes?

 

Tell them this is what happens when they don't wash their own clothes!

Wwydi...time stood still?

 

Get a lot more accomplished in a day.

wwydi your body didn't require sleep, would you sleep anyway?

 

As long as I could still daydream.

Wwydi...a zombie apocalypse occurred?

 

Probably get bitten and become one of them.

wwydi you were on a long distance flight and the poor woman behind you had 4 small children that were making the existence of those around them a misery.

 

I would go to a bar when i got downtown and sit down and have a beer. Then the owner would recognize me from the flight and appologize for her kids kicking the seats and she would buy me the next beer.

Wwydi it was your kids kicking someones seat?

 

They would be stopped as quietly and calmly as possible.

wwydi your were put in charge of a room of rambunctious kids and they needed to all be quiet.

 

It depends on how much I wanted them to be quiet.

Wwydi you had a mandatory meeting on the day you were to arrive at your vacation destination?