The New What Would You Do If Game

It would be the same as any of the other things i have done in the past. If the subject comes up i tell the story. If they dont believe me that dosnt change the story.

Wwydi the person you work in the same room with constantly laughs loudly while watching sitcoms on his/her phone?

 

I know exactly how that feels. For 12 hrs at a time sometimes. I've learned to ignore it. In the past I've though about buying skunk spray to kill the mood though.

Wwydi someone kept taking pens off your desk at work and not returning them?

 

Hide them or if it was real bad cover them with something clear and sticky.

Wwydi your keyboard mixed up the letters you pressed with the ones showing up on the screen, and you couldnt buy a new one for a few days?

 

Secretly switch computers with the guy who keeps stealing my pens.

Wwydi someone you work with had body odor from poor hygiene?

 

Had that...i took them to one side and said...i know its hot, and i didnt want some ass hole upsetting you, but your obviously sweating, here, take my perfume and body spray to the loo, use as much as you want, pop it back when your done...and dont feel bad...it happens to everyone.

Wwydi...you went for a meal/drink, and someone came in with a bunch of BAD kids?

 

Ignore them or leave.

WWYD if there was a bunch of bullies in your workplace but they weren't bullying you?

 

Depends if i was friends with any, if so...i would state the obvious. If not, i would say something about their behaviour to them.
I hate bullies and gossips!

Wwydi, someone said you were bullying someone, by your behaviour to a person?

 

Call them out on it. I would never be the bully.

WWYD if you ate something and then realised it was past the expiry date?

 

If i ate it, then it was fine.. those dates are only a guide.

Wwydi, you ate something that made you sick? But you ate it befor, and you were fine..

 

Depends how sick it made me. Possibly never eat it again.

WWYD if you found a creature like Gollum from LOTR?

 

Make friends... No one would believe you other wise!

Wwydi...you needed to sit down outsife, but the only seat available was between a bunch of tramps?

 

oh i dont care who i sit next to, unless they had bad body odor or stole my pens or laughed to loud while watching sitcoms on their phone. but if they were just skanky hoes that wouldnt bother me much if i was tired and needed a seat.

wwydi all the rum was gone?

 

Drink Morrows red wine

WWYD if you had a pineapple?

 

Swap it for a frog,because pineapples can't swim.


wwydi the govt tried to tax rain?

 

Send the tax man to the NW, as its the wettest part of the uk...let them have the tax

Wwydi...you had to cook for uninvited guests? Going on whats in your store?

 

By a frozen dinner...party size that is.

Wwydi you had dinner guests arriving in an hour, you needed sweet basil for a dish, but found you had none.

 

Miss it out, add a bit of any herb, and a spoon of honey, yep, it works..

Wwydi...i meant your! Store, as in your cupboard, fridge etc? Lol, not the local store...

 

Oops, I would order pizza.

You're the professional, what would you do?

Let me make this official...

Wwydi...you had to cook for uninvited guests? Going on whats in your store?

 

You cant order piza! Lol
Try this...
A pasta dish always goes well, all your fruit and veg bits, roast them all together, mixed with any left over cooked meats or fish (tin tuna works well) stir all in with your cooked pasta..with mayonaise or oil Toast bread, spread a bit of home made garlic butter, wrapp in foil, warm in the oven...there you go, and add lots of black pepper, and any cheese, grate it over...

Wwydi you only had rice, no pasta?

 

Rice goes well with bolognese,Toots....[you being a cook,you'd know that-sorry]


wwydi being nice to Puggy was mandatory?