The New What Would You Do If Game

They would walk away with my shoes and shirt.

Wwydi if some kids were selling lemonade for £2/$3.40 a glass but you only had a large bill (under 10) and they didn't have change?

 

Say to the kid....your loss! The parents probably told them not to have change, lol

Wwydi... The market only had one bottle of water left, and you were sooo thirsty, you havent time to go anywhere else, and the little old lady wants it for her dog outside?

 

Plead to get my way....tho not too much, id be too thirsty to speak... Wwudi you overslept and was going to be late for work...

 

Take my time if i was already late.

Wwydi you wrote and answer here but when you got to the question part you forgot what you were going to ask?

 

I will cry to mommy.hehe

Wwyd if u see monkey drive a car?

 

Laugh and hopefully have enough time to take a photo.

WWYD if you saved for a long time to buy something you really want and you couldn't get that item anymore?

 

Blow the money on hopelessly impractical shoes


WWYDI you were at the head of the queue for the knock-down sale at the store that had the item you'd saved all that time for, and you were REALLY desperate for a pee, but the store didn't open for another three hours?

 

I would act like I passed out and lost control of my bodily functions...lol, just kidding. I would leave the queue/line, take care of business, and I would come back later and buy the item I wanted at full price.

Wwydi you had waited in line for 12 hours at the head of the queue/line for a knock down/one day only sale and could not find the item that you stood in line for when the store opened.

 

Scream, then ask an assistant, if none. Scream again. Then buy something else.

Wwydi...your hair, aaaaall over your body, every last one, fell out?

 

Dance a jig ! , I hate body hair


WWYDI you grew hair all over

 

Walk around naked and wear a dog collar.

Wwydi you found out that you were a secret agent who has lost your memory?

 

Try to remember where I buried The Swag

WWYDI one of your old teachers turned out to be Lord Lucan

 

Let them bite me...If you can't beat 'em, join them.

Wwydi if you found out that an old friend from school has a crush on you?

 

Depends if he was an ok guy, with lots of money, a big house, with another house in the carribean. A big selection of sports cars. His own private jet, so we could go to milan shopping. His own diamond centre. Shares in bullion. Was good looking, not athletic like, but not too fat. Didnt have nasal hair extentions, cut his toe nails regular....ermmmm......dunnow, be ok i guess..

Wwydi your neigbour suddenly took to flirting with you?

 

Why not atheletic?

I would start walking my dog the other direction. My wife has eyes everywhere!

Wwydi if your best friend back stabbed you?

 

I would be expecting it ! everyone hates me

WWYDI you needed to pee and the toilets in the pub were full of wild animals ?

 

Get the biggest looking guy to get them out first..or use the mens..nnever many animals in there, just guys who think they are, lol.

Wwydi...rain stopped play?

 

Go down the barley mow for a couple


WWYDI the council accidentally connected your water supply to the brewery ?

 

Buy bottled water, and party, party!

Wwydi...you got banned from all your locals, but you dont know why, cos no one will talk to you, and you were drunk when it happened, what ever it is?

 

Who told you about that ?


WWYDI I said it was not my fault :devil: