The New What Would You Do If Game

Invent a generator, and start my own business making and selling them.

WWYDI there was no more water?

 

dilute what water was left

wwydi there were no flowers ?

 

I would grow fungi.

Wwydi you saw a drone following you as you drove down the street?

 

Drive to your house,then spray-paint 'Come & have a go,if you think you're hard enough!' on your roof.



wwydi BeachBall told you she fancies you?

 

I would think ( why is Puggybear pretending to be BB ) I would be flattered
But am spoken for Lol

WWYDI any of this was real ?

 

I would think that reality was totally different than what I thought it was and would schedule an appointment with a psychiatrist.

Wwydi the doctor told you that you either had to give up eating sweets or give up having sex?

 

Redefine sweets, obviously. Would you like a nice, nutritious, savoury sherbert lemon?


WWYDI you had the perfect answer to the previous WWYDI, but you couldn't think of a WWYDI of your own?

 

I would wait for the next Wwydi post.

Wwydi another Wwydi question never came up while you were waiting for one?

 

I'd invent a pseudonym,thus ensuring rapturous & discursive approbation of positive and status-enhancing nature.



WWYDI Puggy suddenly started to make sense to you?

 

Think someone cloned you hip id!

Wwydi the sun came out, but it should have been the moon?

 

change my calender

WWYDI If you woke up and there was a wildebeest sat at the end of your bed ?

 

Say,alrite mate? You make the toast,I'll do the brews-filling kettles can be tricky for hooves.


wwydi your toast was butter-side down when it arrived?

 

Get them to make me some crumpets..

Wwydi...the only bit of food in the house was being eaten by a mouse?, you cant get any more for days!

 

Eat the mouse

what would you do if all the pubs in the world shut on a Friday ?

 

Go tesco friday morning, and get in the plonky check out

Wwydi... Fridays were no longer?

 

AHHhhhhhhhhhh in my world Friday is a religious holiday


WWYDI every day was Monday ?

 

I like mondays, so have a ball...

Wwydi...you had one month to live?

 

Starting from when ?

WWYDI a fish swam up your bath plug hole ?

 

Get my line out...

Wwydi...the rain never stopped?

 

Try to float.

Wwydi you got to work and found out that your shoes didn't match?