The New What Would You Do If Game

think someone kidnapped my real friends and replaces them with invaders ha! ha!

wwyd if there was no traffic lights ?

 

Drive carefully. (Really, with no traffic lights, we get less accidents- IMO)

WWYD if terrorists kidnap you?

 

laugh, knowing im in safe company ha! ha! (there probably would be less accidents without traffic lights)

wwyd if we had another iceage ?

 

Invite everyone to my cave and have a blast, to keep us warm

WWYD if all your wishes start getting granted?

 

share them

wwyd if there was a bear in your cave ?

 

Sell it.

Wwydi every pizza shop closed?

 

not care

wwyd if every beach closed ?

 

Go to the bay.

Wwydi batteries stopped working?

 

wind up the clocks

wwyd if all the rivers in the world turned to beer ?

 

I can but [hic] preshume the Mershey will be the lasht river to [hic] do sho,Mally...I really LUV you.[hic]


WWYDI we all started talking sense and there was no silliness?

 

Start a new congress immediately


WWY do if you could communicate with your pet for only 2 minutes.
What would you want to know,or WWY want to say?

 

I would ask him why he is staring at me all of the time.

Wwydi someone offered you 500 dollars (£298.504) to pull a fire alarm in a medium sized building when there was no fire?

 

Tell them to double it, and i would do it!

Wwydi you paid at the check out, and your money was fake?

 

lol!


I would say that I was from the store headquarters and I was just testing them to see if they could recognize fake money. Then while they were standing around looking at each other, I would run.

Wwydi your neighbor knocked on your door asking to use your bathtub?

 

I'd say "By all means....ignore the cameras,they're just in case you get out of your depth".



wwydi your satnav started an argument with you?

 

Try to disconnect the power supply.

Wwydi your boss said that your workplace is now clothing optional?

 

Arrive tomorrow in a frock and matching hi-viz tabard,complete with steel toecap stilletos.


wwydi you had the chance to advise your 13 year-old self ONE thing?

 

Save at least half of all my checks for the first 10 years i worked and stay at moms house until i can buy my own.

Wwydi you could control all the traffic lights.

 

Ha ha ha ... who'd let a control freak like me have control of all the traffic lights?

Actually, I'd sort out the synchronization - especially of the ones on roundabouts ... there's one in Northampton where I had to go all the way around (because they don't let you turn across the dual carriageway, so you have to go to the roundabout and come back) and I had to wait at FIVE red lights before I got right round it!!

WWYDI you had no option but to live in Northampton?

 

ride a bike ! cos they dont bother with lights

wwydi you had to cross the Runcorn bridge in a smart car :wheelchair: