The (New) Thread of LIES!!!

I use the cucumbers out of my garden for a little extra fun in the bedroom...

 

i can't, for the life of me, untie this knot in my tongue...

 

I cleaned my ears with freshly boiled spaghetti this evening

 

i live nextdoor to cranky... it is quite obvious to me that she is a double agent...

 

The time has come for me to tell everyone out there that I'm really a country boy...

 

Well, I'm really a monkey girl.

 

I did not just misread Mrs Hoon's thread as the song tittie linking game

 

i always wanted to be a celebrity...

 

BBAD is going to be cool and let this thread go another 1000 posts!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I am so glad I rolled my fucking knee and am limping!

 

hope you fucking break it next time! and another lie is the fact that i hate the medium of music... it really pisses me off!!! ESPECIALLY TOOL!!! shitest band ever!

 

I hate Tool...I hate music....and I fucking hate smoking pot!

 

silversun pickups suck!!

 

We're expecting a foot of snow today....

 

We got a foot of rain today, but I live in a boat so it's all good.

 

I'm really excited about making a special trip into Boston on a weekend to talk to some corporate attorneys!

 

I love shopping malls, I just fit right in

 

can't stand raspberry jelly with strawberry angel delight... it's disgusting.... uke:

 

I cant swim..

 

I just met CrankyIrishGirl and we had the best date ever