The (New) Thread of LIES!!!

someone told me today that they didn't trust me because my nipples are too close together...

 

That photo makes me smile..

 

Nipples..........Looks More Like Two Puss Filled Pimples To Me.....



Cheers Glen.

 

i don't have mosquito/spider bites on my arm at all!!! those are my nipples, and if you laugh at my nipples, i'll..... i'll.... accept my fate and have a boob job...

 

nope... i'm in the right thread... they are definitely NIPPLES!!!

 

Whenever I see a stray dog in the street, I love to kick it hard and laugh.

 

I'm a virgin and live in a convent

 

I was bent over puttin' on my pant this morning when I started having chest pains and I looked down and I was just standing on one of my boobies...

 

yeah I was stepping all over my cock this morning putting my pants on

 

I think that Katherine Heigl sucks. That ugly fat boring bitch!!!

 

The little green men have come to take me to their planet, I should be back in time for dinner...

 

oh nice that means your tall and thin, thats hot....

 

that didnt make me laugh

 

I wish she'd do a duet with Justin Bieber

 

we really need a new twilight movie

 

all my bills are caught up

 

timothy leary is my hero...

 

Im happy

 

my penis is the seven-headed beast of biblical fame