The (New) Thread of LIES!!!

I'll be following you two on my tricyle.

 

I fell off of the lawn mower then Monkey Boy ran over me on his trike.....;-)

 

I gave farmout a ride on my trike and we caught back up to countrygirl.

 

Farmout should have been holdin' on and he wouldn't have fallin' off....

 

I was tryin to hold on, I just was suprised when I reached around and you had no bra on.....

 

^^you are most definitely repressed...

 

I'm a real Casanova.

 

I'm a stripper at the local strip club....

 

My nose has grown a damn foot overnight......now its running away....

 

i caught my knob in my zipper today and had to go to hospital to get the beast released

 

I locked myself out of the house, and the keys are inside...

 

I was the doctor that got lillallyloukins' knob unstuck - sheat that beast was a monster, it's a wonder you can keep it zipped at all...

 

hey countrygirl, I've got your keys...

 

I'm playing connect the dots with my freckles, I could be here all day...

 

there really was no need to involve the press!!!

 

I'm busy studying...

 

I just finished counting all the hairs on my head.

 

I plucked out all my eyebrows...

 

I sneezed too hard and my eyes popped out.

 

My outhouse has air conditioning and a 40" flat screen tv...