The (New) Thread of LIES!!!

Above poster is me granddaughter....;-)

 

the above poster is a freemason

 

I have a great disdain for anything chocolate.

 

bud is pants

 

I'm havin crushed pop bottles for breakfast....;-)

 

I spent all weekend in my tree house...

 

I need to get laid

 

I just drank a quart of moonshine.....;-)

 

I LOVE Justin Bieber!!!
OMG!!!!
He's soooooo ppuuurrrtttyyyy
:groupwave:

 

there's a fly in my soup on a lillo with a pina colada humming a strangely familiar tune....

 

I can fly a jet fighter thanks to time spent on Flight Simulator

 

i just dropped more acid than Leary did in his whole life

 

I'm a yoga master

 

i decided to move to Uganda

 

I am not hitting my bubbler.

 

i am reporting you to the R.S.P.C.B.!!!

 

I'm going to cook up some roadkill for my hubby for dinner...

 

I think I'll grow a pair of nuts and change sex.

 

I'm planning a trip across country on my lawn mower...

 

I am riding along with the above poster, no Wheelies tho.....;-)