The (New) Thread of LIES!!!

countrygirl stole my satellite

 

My water just broke....;-0

 

I'm the father

 

I wear a bra.

 

I saw above poster wearin only a sports bra in a sports bar....;-0 Traumatic experience!...;-)

 

I can vouch for that

 

I ain't had a shower in soooo long, me armpits smell like a goats bag.....;-0

 

I know what a goats bag smells like

 

You don't wanna know!....;-)

I just drank a quart of beer in one swaller....;-)

 

A quart of beer seems to have gone missing from my belongings :sad:

 

Oh hell, my beard is on fire, damn seeds....;-0

 

First post:

I'm the one who lit the fire

 

I have to watch out for locusts, you just can't trust them bastards.

 

He's a Lie

 

Well, time to get out and jog for about 20 miles.....;-)

 

Well, time to reset farmout's passwords

 

Took me four hours to re-log in.....;-0

 

Menergy, the new energy drink is flying off the shelves as i type... 400 BABIES and they'll run like Kenyans!!!

 

I helped conceive some of those kids

 

I saw a dragon at Mcdonalds wantings a Chicken sandwich meal and smarties Mcflurry.

Yea.........thats totally not a lie

^_^