The (New) Thread of LIES!!!

The poster above admires her tattoo of the Ohio River near her bottom

 

Above poster admires #460's posters bottom....;-)

BBAD's gonna correct me....;-0

 

With all this rain we've been gettin' the bath tub in the back yard has enough water in it to take a bath...

 

I decided to do cartwheels home from the store.

 

I feel like I am in the Sahara desert....;-)

 

I am not totally baked at the moment....

 

Nobody has ever beaten me in Mortal Kombat, the video game and in real life

 

babys get on my nerves.

 

I didnt miss you...

 

I didnt miss anyone here, I've been having a wonderful time...

 

I dont think the last part is a lie..

I think im to high to do yoga ...

 

I flash my boobs at every car that drives by...

 

I go streaking every night and howl at the moon.

 

I catch bats and suck their blood...

 

I found out I know how to fly by falling off of the roof today....

And I didn't miss Balgis either.....

 

I went outside stripped naked and rolled around in a mud puddle...

 

I'm happy

 

I love that the woodland critter ate my ripe strawberries...

 

That wooland critter was me.

 

Next time I see that critter in my strawberries I'll chase it out with a broom...