The (New) Thread of LIES!!!

Lol.....;-)

I just ate a bowl of turkey feathers.....

 

Finally down to the last two on the national spelling bee marathon

 

I never feel like crap...I am happy all the time.

 

I just gave birth to an alien baby!!

 

I just had 1 bourbon, 1 scotch, and 1 beer

 

I love having neighbors

 

I'd love to live in the city....

 

I love getting flowers with no card, every day for 5 days now, yaaay, I don't feel like I have a stalker at all !

 

This morning I brushed my teeth with a bottle of Jack.

 

I cluck like a chicken during sex....

 

I get way too much sex

 

They're from me

 

My house is warm and toasty.

 

I woke up this morning with pointy ears and green blood.

 

I've never superglued my fingers together

 

The United States doesnt make a big enough deal over the superbowl.

 

I watched the Super Bowl last night....

 

I ran out of adult diapers and now I've just shat all over the sofa.

 

Me too!!!

 

They call me Ron Jeremy.