The (New) Thread of LIES!!!

I do not want anyone to join this blog:

 

I sleep like a baby last night...

 

I have six fingers on my left hand.

 

I have three nipples...;-)

 

I want to shout the name of this website to the world

 

I dreamed about you last night.

 

I dream about you every night

 

Leno deserves his time slot back. NBC knows what they're doin for sure!

 

Im just glad theyre keeping Carson

 

I never bite my fingernails.

 

I invented the question mark.

 

I'm from Mars

 

Interesting.
My cock invented the exclamation point!!!!

 

I really live in Hoboken, NJ....;-)

 

Sorry about the yellow stain at the top of the ski jump.

 

the next poster below gives great head....;-)

 

Damn it!!

 

It wasnt me who deleted the blog link that someone posted

 

I just robbed the local phamacy of all their oxycontin....;-)

 

For those of a nervous disposition,Id like to inform you that your computer is switched off, and I'm speaking to you from inside your head.