The (New) Thread of LIES!!!

Does she have pictures of it?

 

dont tell everyone, they will all want one!

 

I made a mud pie for my husband, yesterday...

 

I'm gonna switch to playin disco music or rap....;-)

 

I'm going to North Korea for my honeymoon tomorrow.

 

They power this whole site by burning orangutans!

 

My hubby and I are going to fly around the world in a hot air balloon...

 

I just drank a quart of moonshine....;-)

 

I'm going to go out and play in the rain...

 

Well I am up to half a gallon now, still standin up....no wait, I'm layin down out in the yard neekid.....AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH....;-)

 

I need to mow the grass, its really gettin' tall with all the rain we've had...

 

I just put glue in my hair formed 2 horns and painted them purple.

 

That's what we call "horny", eh?

I hate soooooo much when my cat comes see me in the morning, laying on top of me and purring in my ears or face. I just can't take it anymore!!!

 

The weather here is beautiful today...

 

I am a celebrated example to fork benders.

 

I just shaved the hair off of one side of my head....;-)

 

I like to bath with my clothes on....

 

the spirit of a Monk inhabits my soul

 

I have a bad case of gonorrhea....;-)

 

What a coincidence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I used pink though