The new pledge of allegience

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by NaykidApe, Jan 29, 2005.

  1. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

    please stand, put your right hand over your left buttcheek, and repeat after me:



    I'm pleading ignorance

    To the fact
    That the united snakes own the media
    And that the republicans
    Have global plans

    One nation
    Overfed
    Uninformable

    With Lithium
    And Starbucks
    For all.
     
  2. redresonant

    redresonant Member

    lets try and change it not dwell in it!
     
  3. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

    Gotta awknowlrdge it first.
     
  4. redresonant

    redresonant Member

  5. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

    excellent
     
  6. haha that's great. i had to read that to my husband.
     
  7. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

    Thanx guys, but remember; when you recite it make sure you have your right hand over your wallet.
     
  8. im dwelling on it now

    here's some good info
    hehe
    U.S. spends enough money on food advertising(which is banned in countries all over europe) to give medical to all the uninsured kids in the country
     

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