THE NERD RAP BATTLE: MC Dangermoose vs. Tha P. Floyd

yo foo
now you really be calling it on

see tha D-M, and tha P floyd
came together
like 2 player metroid
we be blasting ya
into tha void
like were preperation H
and you're a hemroid

dual application, mutha fucka, we be bring you down
no preperation, titty fucker, and we own the rap crown
so you think, you be a nerd, who be better than me
pllleeeeaaaasssseee bitch, ......soon you will see

alright now homie i'll have to cut this short
as to avoid
not leaving any rapping time
for the p floyd

 

woooooooooooo hoooooooooooooo!
yeah!!!
wowzaaaaa!!!

 

i love this thread! thank you for resuscitating it!

CPR saves lives ppl. get certified today.

 

lol what?! now all we have to do is wait for da P Floyd to make her appearance and we're off to a ragin battle

 

No time for the P. floyd?
Shiiiii boy
Ya rhymy is just D-void.

Of any intellectual percision
makin me lose my vision
Lost my arc of desicions,
crack this pop....
hear it fizzin?

It's fizzlin like your career, on a very sheer string
Don't you fear, don't you fear one thing.
Me give yo a steer, and keep you in bling
Now bring me a beer cuz you're my mothafuckin' plaything!

I'll cut ya toast cuz I boast the finest roast
Now raise ya glass and shake ya ass.
And drop that bomb beat that shame-a-shame-a has:

Obviously Bomb Beaat!!!

Shit shame-a, made my ear's rattle, ain't no one drum bedda
P. Floyd and Moose, ya know I detest ya, ya know I don't bless ya.
Now on ya knee's, I'm gonna molest ya!
With these bomb ass beats, lightin' lighters at your feets
shavin' extra thin meats and rollin' em down the streets,
get ya momma out mu sheets she spilled the beets.

Like shame-a spill da beats, all over your brain, twistin' you insane
Droppin Cypress Hill like it's goin' out a style,
INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE
Still I'm dischargin' you like you was bile.

You know what you are?
A BUCKET O' CHICKEN!
Ya know what ya eat
A FUCKIN' DICKHEAD!

Oh snap, my dislexia, I mean my lisdexia,
I can't even tell, when I sit's my ass next ta ya's, "Duh" is all my mess can festa.
Oh look, a "duh" joke, he must be 12, he must use salve,
he must have a blue monkey on the corner of the shelve.

Motherfuckin right, that's where I burn my incence,
I make the most sense, I'm spitting outside the fence
So don't be so dense, and don't be so dumb.
bring on bitches, gimmie some!

 

puhlease mutha fucka you can do better than that
i seen better rhymes from people only half as phat.
you know why p floyds not here to rap along side of me
its because she's gotta a date...saving the galaxy!

damn straight mutha fucka we be sensing your dark force
so you think you can pilot, because you can set a course?
meeting up in deep space with a couple a tie fighters
bring it on mo fo we can make this an all nighter

popidy pop, bang bang bang
and you can't feel a thang
i poped a cap in yo' spine
while i was making this rhyme

in pokemon
i caught them all
and i had time left to spare

while you were out
with your friends
you aint even square

your dislexia is a fake,
and you forgot to mention A.D.D.
as far as geeks go
you aint got nothing on me
(more later thats all i can do tonight)

 

if that was in reference to my post... i was talking about "resuscitating" the thread... then made a reference to CPR... hahahaha... *slaps knee*

yeah i tried. *shrugs shoulders*

anyway! this thread is awesome. keep the lyrics coming.

 

A.D.D.?
Shit mothafucka, ya cra-zee!
All's I got is bomb-beat-itis
If we get a citation, dey site us
A libation? diet rust
Like Sissifuss, my bro right beside us
Oh shit, the tyrant of Sicyon, mothafuckin' Tidas!!!

Run for your lives or the mothafucka smite us!
Like I smite your trite life, and fight yer shite kite.
Now who's the geek?
Ya know greek mythology?
Ya know pig histology?
Ya fuckin' freud in psychology?

I thought not, ya got caught.
ya got shot throught the heart, I think I'll depart the spot, fore I get nabbed by a cop.
Oh fuck brotha, The fuzz are all over me!
no wait, that's the buzz from my sho in D.C.
Silly me, I sometimes forget, I sometimes regret,
but I'll never ever sever from my 2k bet
a bet with myself, a bet I can't lose
Put it on the shelf, next to the boose

I'll pick it up later, once a fort night does pass,
And I'll look at the number and drop my water glass,
"SPLASH" goes the water and "CRASH" goes the glass,
Smashed into pieces like I smashed your bitch ass.

 

was that the grade you gave danger?

 

fer the time being, fer the time being.... just a placeholder.... until I can fail him properly!

....like that!